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KaylieBaybie
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October 15, 2010 12:45am UTC

-Is this your watch?
-That’s a calculator!
-(starts to cry) YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME!

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KaylieBaybie
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October 15, 2010 12:43am UTC

- What happened to your legs?
- They're right here! I had them attached to my shoulders!
- They look like your arms.
(pause)
- Oh sure! Make fun of the guy with no arms!

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KaylieBaybie
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October 15, 2010 12:34am UTC

What happens to the really old quotes on witty?
The ones that aren't favored much, where do they go?

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KaylieBaybie
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October 15, 2010 12:22am UTC

One bright day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys, got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced one another.
They drew their swords, and they shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise.
And he came. And he killed
Those two dead boys.

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KaylieBaybie
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October 15, 2010 12:11am UTC

- WHY AREN'T YOU ON A DIET?
- BECAUSE I LIKE TO EAT!

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October 15, 2010 12:06am UTC

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October 15, 2010 12:02am UTC

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October 14, 2010 11:56pm UTC

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October 14, 2010 11:52pm UTC

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KaylieBaybie
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October 14, 2010 11:39pm UTC

OH, DEAR.
I REALLY OUGHT
TO DO SOMETHING.
BUT I AM
ALREADY IN MY
PAJAMAS

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KaylieBaybie
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October 14, 2010 11:36pm UTC

BE KIND,
FOR EVERYONE
YOU MEET
IS FIGHTING A HARD BATTLE

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KaylieBaybie
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October 14, 2010 11:26pm UTC

words that don't exist in the english language:
l'esprit de escalier: (french) the feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of the things you should have said. translated it means "the spirit of the staircase"
waldeinsamkeit: (german) the feeling of being alone in the woods.
meraki: (greek) doing something with soul, creativity, or love.
forelsket: (norewegian) the euphoria you experience when you are first falling in love.
gheegle: (filipino) the urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearably cute.
pochemuchka: (russian) a person who asks a lot of questions.
pena ajena: (mexican spanish) the embarrassment you feel watching someone else's humiliation.
cualacino: (italian) the mark left on a table by a cold glass.
ilunga: (tshiluba, congo) a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, tolerate it a second time, but never a third time.
suadade: (portugese, galician) the feeling one gets when realizing something one once had is lost and can never be had again.
sgriobn: (gaelic) the itchiness that overcomes the upper lip just before taking a sip of whisky.

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KaylieBaybie
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July 22, 2010 1:52am UTC

Ever stopped to think
------------> then forgot to start again?

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KaylieBaybie
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July 22, 2010 1:47am UTC

(¯`·._.·[ When Cows Laugh
Does Milk Come Out
Of Their Nose?? ]·._.·´¯)

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KaylieBaybie
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July 9, 2010 7:10pm UTC

myfriendsarethekindthat
If the house was burning down, they would
be making smores and hitting on the firemen
♥♥♥
credit to whoeverr

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KaylieBaybie
posted a quote
July 9, 2010 7:01pm UTC

I am a good girl
with alot of bad habits :)