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1. KatyPerryFanLOLZ
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 2:30pm UTC
   AmITheOnlyOneWhoRealizes
   That "Horrible Rumors" are being said about you on twitter and a person messages you "Hello, People are saying rude things about you on Twitter." when you think they'd be like "Yo! Some1s sayin bad stuff about u. go tell 'em its fayke." with all those misspelling.
   
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2. KatyPerryFanLOLZ
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   July 9, 2012 2:44am UTC
   The stakes are high
   The waters rough
   But this love is ours
   ~Taylor Swift, Ours
   
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3. KatyPerryFanLOLZ
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   July 8, 2012 8:05pm UTC
   And they say she's in the Class A Team
   Stuck in her daydream
   Been this way since eighteen
   But lately her face seems
   Slowly sinking, wasting
   Crumbling like pastries
   And they scream
   The worst things in life come free to us
   Cos we're just under the upper hand
   And go mad for a couple grams
   And she don't want to go outside tonight
   And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland
   Or sells love to another man
   
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4. KatyPerryFanLOLZ
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   July 8, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   I'm wide awake~ Katy Perry
   
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5. KatyPerryFanLOLZ
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   July 7, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   I just realized I forgot to shave my left leg -_-
   
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6. KatyPerryFanLOLZ
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   July 7, 2012 9:31pm UTC
   3 A.M. Phone Call
   Friend: Are You Awake?
   Me: -Sleepy Voice- No I'm skydiving.
   Friend: Oh Really? Is it scary. I've al-
   Me: I'm kidding, you know that right?
   Friend: .......
   Annoying Voice: I'm sorry but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been set up yet. Goodbye.
   True Story
   
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7. KatyPerryFanLOLZ
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   July 7, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   Mom: Where are you goingMe: OutsideMom: With who? Your Friends?Me: Noooo, terrorist. -_-
   
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8. KatyPerryFanLOLZ
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   July 7, 2012 9:21pm UTC
   I'm that shy girl who sits in back of the class.Who some people say is weird, a geek, or rude.
   Who people bully day by day.
   But I don't care. I'm gonna be who ever I want to be. People need to know I have feelings. I dont like being bullied. If anybody who ever bullied me is reading this, I want to thank you for showing me that I'm 10 times stronger than you will ever be. You think you've hurt me, please, I've heard and felt worse.
   Thanks for thinking you could ruin me. ~Mariah
   ♥
   
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9. KatyPerryFanLOLZ
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   July 7, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   You've hurt me to a point that I cant stand to see you.
   You've made me feel abandoned.
   But now that I'm away from you, feel free.
   Keep in mind, It gets better.
   
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