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Katrhina
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August 25, 2013 2:40pm UTC

That moment when you hate somebody and you don´t even know why...

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Katrhina
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August 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC

Me: Really! I can´t stay I have to go to school!
Bed: But, babe is cold outside

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Katrhina
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August 21, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Haha! your mother is my girlfriend
me: shut up dad you´re drunk

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Katrhina
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August 20, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Hey I just met you (Actually I met like 3 years ago)
And this is crazy (actually is a little psycho)
And here´s my number (I already have yours so…)
So call me maybe (You know I will text you anyway)

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Katrhina
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August 20, 2013 9:04pm UTC

Young doesn´t
mean being weak...
Adult doesn´t mean being Strong

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Katrhina
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August 17, 2013 8:43pm UTC

Me: Dad sometimes it feels like you don´t love me
Dad: OMG! That’s crazy!
Dad: I always don´t love you

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Katrhina
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August 17, 2013 8:39pm UTC

He loves me ✿
He don´t loves me ✿
He loves me ✿
He don´t loves me ✿
He loves me ✿
He don´t loves me …✿
F/ck!! Give me another flower!!!

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Katrhina
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August 17, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Girlfriend: Hey can you describe me?
Boyfriend: Yes, you are A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K
Girlfriend: What does that mean?
Boyfriend: adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, h0t
Girlfriend: Oh so cute! But what about the I, J, K?
Boyfriend: I´m just kidding! haha
The legend says that the doctor finally saved his family jewels

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Katrhina
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August 17, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Dad: you better pass that exam or else you forget me as your father
Me: Sure, whatever dad
*5 hours later*
Dad: So how was your exam?
Me: Who the f/ck are you?

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Katrhina
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August 16, 2013 11:10pm UTC

On facebook:
David: Where to buy chicken casserole supplies
Stephen: Dad this is facebook not google. Try again
David: where to buy chicken casserole supplies
Stephen: Dad no!
David: where to buy supplies for chicken casseroles
Stephen: WTF! Are you serious?
David: chicken casserole supply store
Stephen: Fiesta Mart, 8130 Kirby Drive!!

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Katrhina
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 10:44pm UTC

she loved him. and he broke her
heart.
and the moment she got over him...
he fell in love with her again

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Katrhina
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Sometimes you gotta look at
yourself in the mirror and say
"I´m the prettiest princess in
the land". I do it once a week
-Jack Barakat

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Katrhina
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August 15, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Wife: Had your lunch?
Husband: Had your lunch?
Wife: I´m asking you
Husband: I´m asking you
Wife: copying me?
Husband: copying me?
Wife: Let´s go shopping!
Husband: I had mi lunch

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