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Katewiinshoes

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Member Since: 23 Nov 2008 10:16am

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Katelyn's the name (:

not here often anymore.

  1. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 11:36am UTC
    Teenager's listen up;
    We are all in this together.
    Everyone has cried, wether it be
    over a boy, family, or friends.
    We have all have had fights.
    We all have arguments with others.
    Every teenage girl has or will start
    their inconvienient period, & i dont
    think anyone, particularily likes it !
    We all will have a broken heart
    at one point, and we all will move
    on. Everyone has felt alone at one
    point, but faught their way through
    the day, month, year ect.
    We are all going to go through the
    same things, wether we are
    a part of the popular's, or not.
    We are not alone.

  2. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2009 11:18pm UTC
    Baby come back;
    you can blame this all on me.

  3. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2009 11:17pm UTC
    If you leave your heart open;
    love will find its way in.
    <3

  4. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 7:01pm UTC
    we're one mistake from being
    together,
    let's not ask why it's not right,
    you wont be seventeen
    forever
    and we can get away with this
    tonight.
    ---seventeen forever

  5. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 6:55pm UTC
    Some of the greater things in life are unseen
    that is why you close your eyes when you
    ** kiss, cry, or dream. **

  6. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 6:51pm UTC
    Sometimes that mountain you've been climbing
    is just a grain of sand and what you've been out
    there searching for forever is in your hands, Oh,
    and when you figure out love is all that matters
    after all, oh it sure makes everthing else, seem
    *** so small. ***
    So small----Carrie Underwood

  7. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 8:08pm UTC
    Blonde Joke:
    money.
    There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
    The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
    Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
    Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
    The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
    Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

  8. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 7:55pm UTC
    She was so blonde:
    --She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
    --She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
    --She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.
    --She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
    --She tried to drown a fish.
    --She thought a quarterback was a refund.
    --She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
    --If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
    --They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
    --Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'
    -She tripped over a cordless phone.
    --She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    --At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'
    --She asked for a price docket at the Dollar Store.
    --If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
    --She studied for a blood test... and failed.
    --She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
    --She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
    --She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.
    --She sold the car for gas money.

  9. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 3:09pm UTC
    Blonde Joke:
    sheep.
    Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes.
    One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
    She also went out and bought a new convertible.
    She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.
    She stopped and called the sheepherder over.
    "That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.
    "Well thank you.", said the herder. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.
    "Okay.", replied the herder.
    "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman. "Sure.", said the sheepherder.
    So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382".
    "Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right.
    Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
    So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
    Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
    "What is it?", queried the woman.
    "If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"
    Should i add more? comment me (;

  10. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 3:05pm UTC
    Blonde Joke:
    car trouble.
    Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car
    while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!"
    The other blonde replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
    should i make more? comment me (;

  11. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 3:02pm UTC
    Blonde Joke
    m&m's
    A blonde goes to the movies, and her boyfriend asks if
    she wants anything to eat. She says M&M's so he goes
    to get her some, He comes back to the M&M's and gives
    them to her she opens up the bag and pulls out all the
    brown ones and gives them to her boyfriend. Her boyfriend
    asks why she gave him all the brown ones, and she said:
    " oh, im allergic to chocolate. "
    should i post more? comment me (;

  12. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 2:55pm UTC
    [ People Change ]
    even the person you thought you
    knew the most changes. & even
    though it hurts to see them go,
    you have to move on for the
    sweet memories are all you have,
    & well, sadly, thing might
    [ Never Be The Same ]

  13. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 2:52pm UTC
    Our Loss,
    is heaven's gain.

  14. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 2:50pm UTC
    Dream on boy,
    I've finally come to a point in my life
    where, i have realized that you
    don't deserve me, i wont give you
    another chance, you have put me
    through hell and i wont go back
    to that. I have moved on, and dont even
    try to use ME to get HER jealous.
    just trust me hunny,
    I am a Strong Girl.

  15. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 2:44pm UTC
    I could fill a thousand pages
    telling you how i felt and still
    you would not understand,
    so now i leave you without
    a sound except my heart
    shattering as it hits the
    ground.
    </3

  16. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 2:38pm UTC
    && i just want to ,
    Thank you
    from the bottom of my heart
    for all the sleepless nights
    and for tearing me apart.
    </3

  17. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 2:28pm UTC
    Talking to him ,
    is like writing in a
    Diary ; everything seems
    safe.

  18. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 2:22pm UTC
    Lets Flippa Coin.
    Heads: your mine.
    Tails: i'm yours.
    ( & baby i always win )

  19. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 6:18pm UTC
    i'd be crushed, if you walked away,
    i'd be lost, i'd be drowning in grey,
    i'd be rooted beyond repair,
    if you werent there, i'd be
    crushed.
    -crushed
    by: lesley roy

  20. Katewiinshoes Katewiinshoes
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 6:14pm UTC
    Everyday, seven takes of the same old scene
    seems we're bound by the laws of the same routine,
    gotta talk to you now 'fore we go to sleep,
    but will we sleep once i tell you what's hurting me?
    --i hate this part
    by: the pussycat dolls

:)

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