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1. K_DoodlesLuvv
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 6:16pm UTC
   Sometimes...
   I wish I was a l i t t l e k i d again
   `cause skinned knees
   are easier to fix
   then brokenhearts.
   
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2. K_DoodlesLuvv
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 11:25am UTC
   &+ I'm the girl with the middle finger in the air
   `cause for the first time;;
   I d o n ' t c a r e
   
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3. K_DoodlesLuvv
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2009 6:59pm UTC
   Perscribed Pills
   To offset the shakes
   To offset the pills you know you should
   Take it a day at a time
   *Panic! at the disco*
   
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4. K_DoodlesLuvv
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2009 4:14pm UTC
   Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer ran out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window.
   He thought I was having a s e i z u r e .
   not minee
   
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5. K_DoodlesLuvv
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2009 4:10pm UTC
   Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet.So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for l i t t e r i n g .
   again, not mine :)
   
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6. K_DoodlesLuvv
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   April 25, 2009 4:05pm UTC
   Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and w a l k across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and b u s t e d my head on the floor
   baha :D not mine but I loved it :)
   
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7. K_DoodlesLuvv
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2009 3:57pm UTC
   I'm taking advantage of indoor plumbing...
   I'll be right back
   
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8. K_DoodlesLuvv
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2009 3:53pm UTC
   Guys should take a look at witty profiles;;
   maybe they'll get some friggen hints
   :D
   
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9. K_DoodlesLuvv
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2009 3:51pm UTC
   Never take life seriously,
   no one makes it out alive anyway...
   
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10. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 3:47pm UTC
    Men;;
    They're like parking spots...
    the good ones are taken, and the free ones are handicapped
    
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11. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2009 5:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2009 12:01pm UTC
    Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
    Albert Einstein
    <3
    
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13. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2009 11:56am UTC
    "Getting hurt is like boys' jobs. Last summer Jake actually fractured his @$$ doing a cannonball into the bathtub"
    {Alan} Two and a Half Men <33
    
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14. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2009 11:48am UTC
    "Why don't you make like a hockey player, and get the puck out of here"
    {Charlie} Two and a Half Men <33
    :D
    
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15. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2009 6:17pm UTC
    And Where's Your Picket Fence Love?
    And Where's That Shiny Car?
    ╔══╗♫
    ║██║ ♪
    ║(o) ║
    ╚══╝
    AAR <3
    
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16. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2009 6:11pm UTC
    Got a problem with me? Solve It
    Think Im trippin? Tie My Shoe
    Can't stand me? Sit Down
    Can't face me? Turn Around
    Love me? Awesome
    Hate me? Even Better
    Think Im ugly? You're Just Jelous
    Don't like my style? Hate Yours
    Don't know me? Don't Judge Me
    Think u know me? You Don't Have A Clue Honey
    * ♥ *
    
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17. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2009 5:45pm UTC
    Bushism - The Words of an Idiot
    "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
    "They misunderestimated me."
    "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
    "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!"
    "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
    ''I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.''
    ''This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.''
    
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18. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2009 5:32pm UTC
    Facts are
    Stupid Things
    :)
    Ronald Reagan
    
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19. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    "I got ice cream on my unders ):"
    "How'd you manage that?"
    "I'm not exactly sure.."
    "LOL!"
    "whaaaat? This makes me angry... I liked those ones..."
    "hahaha"
    "):"
    iLY BRITTANY!
    
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20. K_DoodlesLuvv
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2009 3:34pm UTC
    Today;;
    my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire.
    * not mine, but I love it ❤
    
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