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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    • i dare you to fave this. if you do, your nose will itch in 5 seconds •

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
    Oh wait, you're crying.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    I always wonder
    “If I die, how would my internet friends find out?”
    ♥ ♥♥

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    If the people I stalk on Facebook
    Knew how many times I looked at their wall,
    They'd probably delete me from their friends.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    *On Facebook*
    Hot person: Just ate lunch!
    *93 likes, 37 comments*
    Normal person: It's my birthday! :D
    *mom likes this*

  7. melonroxs melonroxs
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:43pm UTC
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  8. Marie1388 Marie1388
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    You hate me?
    Good, I hate me too.

  9. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    We all have that one
    friend that needs to learn
    how to whisper.
    (follow me , i follow back or atleast try to)

  10. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:37pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Cop: "Freeze."
    Criminal: "Everybody clap their hands." ♥

  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    Do You Know
    how it feels to wake up everyday, knowing that everyone would be happier
    i f y o u w e r e j u s t d e a d ?

  12. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    That terrible feeling you feel in your stomach
    When your parents fight.

  13. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 3:55pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Arrest that boy.
    He just stole my heart ♥

  14. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Did you know?
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Austrailian accent
    [fav if you just tried]

  15. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    I think they should create
    an over-weight barbie. To prove all shapes
    and sizes are Beautiful
    -♥-
    theunicorn

  16. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:44pm UTC
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  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    Trying to kill a spider
    But missed, then thinking:
    "It's gonna kill me in my sleep."
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    Will you ever look at me
    the way I look at you ? ♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

  19. KSherman KSherman
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    Fml

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Mom, my friends don't care
    if my room is clean.. They just care if we have food.

    credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

:)

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