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KMSBooBoo

1. KMSBooBoo
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2013 4:33pm UTC
   Ex boyfriend : Heyy beautiful
   Me: Heyy
   Ex boyfriend: You know, I was thinking about you the other day(:
   Me: I was thinking about you too
   Ex boyfriend: Really?<3
   Me: Yeah about how much I hate you<3
   Ex boyfriend:
   Mom:
   Sister:
   Jesus
   Second grade teacher:
   
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2. KMSBooBoo
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   July 15, 2013 4:05pm UTC
   that awkward moment when see
   this format and it's not by yourcool....
   
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3. KMSBooBoo
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   July 13, 2013 2:59am UTC
   So today I got mad because my little sister is always copying me
   Mom: She just wants to be like you
   Dad: Can you blame her? Your sooo cool...!
   Little Sister: Yeah!
   Me: LOOK I UNDERSTAND I AM AWESOME I MEAN I GET IT BUT I THINK INSTEAD YOU SHOULD JUST ASK FOR LIKE AN AUTOGRAPH OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF TRYIN' TO COPY MY SWAG I MEAN GIRL YA DON'T STEAL MUUUH SWAG
   Mom:
   Little Sister:
   Dad: YOU GO GURRRRRRRRRRRRRL
   Mom: Wtf?
   Dad: YA KNOW YOU LOVE ME, I KNOW YA CARE, JUST SHOUT WHENEVER, AND I'LL BE THERE, YOU ARE MY LOVE, YOU ARE MY HEART AND WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE APART
   Me:
   Little Sister
   Mom: I have a crazy child and a fa.gg0t man.......
   Little Sister: Least I'm normal
   Mom: I think your reta.rded.....
   
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4. KMSBooBoo
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   July 13, 2013 2:37am UTC
   Me: *On my laptop*
   Little sister: *Sits next to me*
   Me: *Sits awkwardly*
   Little sister: What is witty?
   Me: NOTHING!!!!!! --
   Little sister: I wanna ma --
   Me: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Throws laptop through the window*
   
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5. KMSBooBoo
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   July 13, 2013 2:35am UTC
   My little sister makes an account on every website I do.
   I will NOT let her ruin Witty for me!!!!!!!!!!
   
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6. KMSBooBoo
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   July 12, 2013 2:37pm UTC
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7. KMSBooBoo
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   July 12, 2013 2:27pm UTC
   I hate when people think just because your rich it means you have the perfect life.
   It's not true.
   It doesn't mean they don't have problems
   behind all of the materialistic things.
   Did you ever think what
   might be happening behind all of it ?
   Don't judge until you know.
   
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8. KMSBooBoo
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2013 1:35pm UTC
   Baby you my boo thang❤
   
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9. KMSBooBoo
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   July 11, 2013 12:25am UTC
   2 Chainz: All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
   Grandma: Hoe's don't have bootys..!
   Me: Not that type of hoe Grand--
   Grandma: SHUT THE F*** UP KAILA!!!!!!
   
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