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KEIKOUGARU
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February 8, 2012 6:02pm UTC

I HATE IT WHEN I GET A GREAT IDEA FOR A QUOTE AND WHEN I GO TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT IT ...I FORGET:(

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KEIKOUGARU
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February 8, 2012 5:50pm UTC

me)*drops textbook on floor*
(entire class looks)
me)sorry just testing gravity...yupp still works=D

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KEIKOUGARU
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February 8, 2012 5:41pm UTC

pick a number
times that number by 2
add 18
divide by 2
subtract the number you started with from the number you have now...
your number now is 9

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KEIKOUGARU
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February 8, 2012 5:37pm UTC

YESTERDAY MY FRIEND CAKED HER FACE IN MAKEUP TO IMPRESS A BOY..HE DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT HER. I PULLED HER INTO THE BATHROOM AND REMOVED EVERY BIT OF IT...HE CROSSED HER PATH AND TOLD HER HOW PRETTY SHE LOOKED THAT DAY...2-7-12 <3 EMILY & NATE

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KEIKOUGARU
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February 8, 2012 5:14pm UTC

I HATE IT WHEN I ZONE OUT IN CLASS WHEN THE TEACHER IS EXPLAINING SOMETHING CRITICALY IMPORTANT AND YOU WAKE UP THE MOMENT HE/SHE SAYS,''ALRIGHT CLASS, GO TO WORK''...

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KEIKOUGARU
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February 8, 2012 5:05pm UTC

THAT ACKWARD MOMENT WHEN THE GUY/GIRL YOU LIKE TALKS ABOUT THEIR CRUSH...

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KEIKOUGARU
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February 8, 2012 5:04pm UTC

THAT ACKWARD MOMENT WHEN THE TEACHER SAYS ''GET IN A GROUP OF 5 OR 6'' AND YOUR STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM ALONE...

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KEIKOUGARU
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January 27, 2012 9:38pm UTC

HUNGRY???
1)OPEN FRIDGE AND SEARCH(IF NOTHING SEEMS APPEALING, GO TO STEP 2)
2)OPEN FREEZER AND SEARCH(IF NOTHING SEEMS APPEALING, GO TO STEP 3)
3)SEARCH EVERY CUPBOARD(IF NOTHING SEEMS APPEALING, LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND REPEAT STEPS 1 - 3)

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KEIKOUGARU
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January 26, 2012 5:11pm UTC

OFTEN COMES JUST AFTER YOU NEED IT...
EXPERIENCE

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KEIKOUGARU
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January 26, 2012 4:59pm UTC

THAT MINI HEARTATTACK YOU GET WHEN YOUR WALKING DOWN STAIRS AND YOUR MIND PLAYS THE TRICK THAT THERE'S ONE EXTRA STEP...

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KEIKOUGARU
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January 26, 2012 3:33pm UTC

GIRL: DUDE YOU WERE SOOO DRUNK LAST NIGHT...
BOY:UH...NO I WASNT...
GIRL:UM YEA CUZ YOU PUT MY HAMSTER IN ITS BALL, THREW IT AT THE WALL AND SCREAMED''PICKACHU... I CHOOSE YOU!!!'' YOUR LUCKY HE'S ALIVE...
BOY:YOUR KIDDING ME RIGHT?
GIRL:YEA I'M JOKING...MY HAMSTERS DEAD :(
BOY:OH...

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KEIKOUGARU
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December 18, 2011 12:15pm UTC

pain.... is just weakness leaving the body </3

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