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  1. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 7:56am UTC
    I am going to marry him

  2. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    THIS WORLD IS NOT MY HOME
    I'm just passing through
    Liliblackheart
    FORMAT

  3. KEIKOUGARU KEIKOUGARU
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    June 23, 2012 11:14am UTC
    IF YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME YOU LOVE ME PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU MEAN IT...OR ELSE I MIGHT DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE BELIEVE IT...</3

  4. KEIKOUGARU KEIKOUGARU
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    May 16, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    WHENEVER LIFE GETS HARD I ALWAYS PRAY FOR PATIENCE BECAUSE IF I PRAY FOR STRENGTH... LET'S FACE IT... GODS GONNA' NEED TO GIVE ME THE BAIL MONEY TO GO WITH IT !

  5. KEIKOUGARU KEIKOUGARU
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    April 5, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN I GENTLY TOSS MY IPOD ON THE BED AND YET IT DECIDES TO SKIP OFF THE BED HIT 3 WALLS, BREAK A LAMP, AND KILL A CAT <(-,.,-)>*...

  6. KEIKOUGARU KEIKOUGARU
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    February 22, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    I WANT TO KILL THE SEXIEST PERSON ALIVE BUT HEY, SUICIDE IS ILLEGAL.....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. MusicLover28 MusicLover28
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    4.2.12
    Love You<3

  9. wittyme22 wittyme22
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    February 18, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    Has anyone ever thought when they are at the movies..which arm rest is yours?

  10. wittyme22 wittyme22
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Fav if you've ever wondered..how"do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
    -nmq

  11. wittyme22 wittyme22
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered..if corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

  12. wittyme22 wittyme22
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered..if the #2 pencil is the most popular then why is it still #2?

  13. wittyme22 wittyme22
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    That one friend who always post fb status about her bf..

  14. wittyme22 wittyme22
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    -nmq

  15. wittyme22 wittyme22
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    February 13, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we're already there?
    -nmq

  16. KEIKOUGARU KEIKOUGARU
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    YESTERDAY ME AND MY BOYFRIEND WERE GETTING READY FOR A DATE AND I WAS ABOUT TO PUT ON SOME MAKEUP WHEN HE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK, I BLUSHED AND HE SAID,''THERE THATS ALL THE MAKEUP YOU NEED."<3

  17. KEIKOUGARU KEIKOUGARU
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    February 14, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    THE CRAZY CAT LADY ON YOUTUBE SAID YOU CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT....BUY A CAT, NAME IT ''EVERY CAT'' AND HUG IT...PROBLEM SOLVED!

  18. KEIKOUGARU KEIKOUGARU
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    February 16, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    MY FRIEND RAN UP TO ME AND ASKED ''MY BOYFRIEND KEEPS TELLING ME TO GO MAKE HIM A SAMWHICH, WHATS A GOOD COMEBACK?'' SO I REPLIED ''TO SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE...YOU HAD BETTER ''COME BACK '' WITH A GOOD SAMMICH!''

  19. amyvalverde5 amyvalverde5
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    February 18, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    If your sexy and you know it, press the fav button.

    nmf

  20. coltnbenson coltnbenson
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    February 10, 2012 10:49pm UTC
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