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  1. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    You have brains in your head.
    you have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any
    direction you choose. You're on
    your own, and you know what you know, and YOU are
    are the one who'll decide where to go.
    ~Dr. Seuss, "Oh! The places you'll go!"

  2. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    *accidentally slams door*
    *gets lectured for 7726327802hsh328 years*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Witty Girl At My School: Pick a number
    Me: 348,291
    Witty Girl At My School: - Whispers -
    You're from Witty.... aren't you?

  5. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 6:49pm UTC
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    I Need a Hug

  6. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    I’m Not Sure, But I Think I Love Youღ

  7. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:26am UTC
    Go downstairs for a glass of water...
    & Come back up with gummy bears. a donut, a peice of pizza, pie, some grapes, and a peice of chicken...
    & Forget the water

  8. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Go To dev.wittyprofiles.com Go To People You Are Ignoring. Read What It Says
    You gotta love Steve
    nmq

  9. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    K.
    K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, the K stands for "Kidding". So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K in your breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out & feed you to hungry sharks?Sharks has a K in it.
    All Credit Given To bieberxfever
    =)

  10. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.
    nmf/nmq
    nn

  11. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Him: Guess What.
    Me: What?
    Him: I Don't Know.
    Me: I Could've Guessed That.
    The Next Time:
    Him: Guess What.
    Me: What?
    Him: I Love You
    nmf

  12. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    I Don't Want You To Die For Me,
    I Want You To Live For Me ♥

  13. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    I Told You that Secret To Keep It.
    Not Leak It.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Hello. Remember Me? Your Ex Girlfriend? The One You Told That You Loved?
    Hello. Remember Me? Your Old Best Friend? The One You Tole Everything To Before?
    Hello. Remember Me? Your Daughter? The One Your Barely Home For Anymore?
    Hello. Remember Me? Shy Kid? The One You Bullied Who Grew Into Something Better?
    Keep Me In Mind.

  15. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:16am UTC
    FramingMatthew. . .
    r.i.p </3
    Format by twilightgirl995

  16. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Being On Facebook Having A Poke War
    With Someone & Having .5 Seconds
    Between Each Poke Thinking:
    TURBO-POKE!!
    Yup, That's Me.

  17. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    What Guys Think We Do At Sleepovers:
    "OMG Pillow Fight!!"
    "Lets Take Pics In Bikinis And Post Them Online!"
    "I Know!! He's So Hot!"
    "Lets Share Secrets!"
    "Lets Prank Call People!"
    "Lets Blast The Music So We Wake Up My Parents!"
    What Me & My Friends Really Do At Sleepovers:
    "I'm Hungry. Lets Raid The Fridge."
    "Hey, How Many Cats Will I Die With?"
    "Are There Multiple Breeds Of Llamas?"
    "Your Brother Ate All The Chips!"
    "Hey, I Found A Penny In Your Couch!"
    "Lets Play Minecraft And Name Sheep Pablo!"
    "Lets Have Celebrity Crushes!"
    *One Pokes Whoever Falls Asleep First*
    "You're Tired? Umm.. Ooh! Eat This Sour Lemon Skittle!"
    "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
    "It's My Turn To Go On Witty!!!"
    Aren't We Fantastic?

  18. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    You walked away in silence,
    You walked away to bleed,
    You stopped to turn around and
    say "Look, goodbye," to me.
    I'm bleeding as you're leaving,
    I'm begging you to stay.
    I'm not the girl I used to be,
    I'm not the same today.
    S h o u l d I W r i t e A S h o r t S t o r y F o r T h i s ?
    A n d T h i s I s n ' t Ab o u t M e

  19. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    How Tough Am I?
    One Time When Someone Insulted Me, I Challenged
    Them To A Pillow Fight

    nmf

  20. AngelM AngelM
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    - Text Messages Of You And He -
    You Said:
    I'm In Love With You...
    He Said:
    I'm Eating Yogurt...
    nmf

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