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McDreamer*
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September 8, 2014 4:58pm UTC

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand,
and 6 in the other. What do I have?
Student: A drinking problem.

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appleloop*
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March 14, 2014 7:45pm UTC

I go crazy, 'cause here isn't where I wanna be.

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McDreamer*
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September 8, 2014 5:11pm UTC

If sleep is so important then why the f*ck does school start so early.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 2, 2014 2:59pm UTC

Fragments From a Junior's Thoughts
Today, I heard the phrase "it looks good on college applications" 11 times
Teachers tell me they are preparing me for the "real world" as if the first 18 years are a free trial
Getting an education turned out to be a competition I never agreed to enter
I used to think in weekdays and now I think in test dates
Nothing is heavier than this backpack except maybe my eyelids
I'm losing sleep, losing weight, losing my mind
I'm so lost
Even as I write this poem I know nothing I say matters unless it's typed in Times New Roman 12pt font

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the1975*
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March 14, 2014 12:28am UTC

"what?" i asked
"nothing" he said
"why are you looking at me like that?"
Augustus half smiled. "because, you're beautiful"

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AtmosFEAR
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March 14, 2014 6:51pm UTC

Dear Noah
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

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wittygirl1
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March 3, 2014 4:56pm UTC

Now they’re going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But she’s touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can’t look its killing me
And taking control

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flyingbacon7
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March 7, 2014 5:47pm UTC

I really don't know what you're talking about
But
I'll just smile and nod
And hope you don't ask questions

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* Sabaism *
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March 7, 2014 6:35pm UTC

Okay so
I love everyone
But yet I hate people
Try to figure that one out.

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SuperNovaChic
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March 7, 2014 11:42pm UTC

"Muffins are just ugly cupcakes."
No. Cupcakes are not beautiful. They are exactly like muffins, except cupcakes feel the need to hide behind "makeup" and "accessories".
Take all of that off, and muffins and cupcakes are exactly the same. So while cupcakes aren't comfortable in their skin, muffins are.
Muffins let the world see who they really are rather than what they're pretending to be. Be a muffin in a world of cupcakes.

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appleloop*
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February 9, 2014 11:30am UTC

Sometimes I will just get annoyed with people randomly. Like I don't even have a real reason but their presence just bothers me.

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appleloop*
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February 9, 2014 11:41am UTC

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly.

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appleloop*
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February 10, 2014 10:16pm UTC

You're Sodium cute.