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Julistylinson

1. Julistylinson
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   HAKUNA MATATA
   What a wonderfulul phrase
   
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2. Julistylinson
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   September 9, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   I hate how chocolate immediatly melts on my fingers. I mean, am I really that hot.
   
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3. Julistylinson
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   September 9, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   Mom: *gets in car*
   Me: *violently shakes the handle until mom unlocks the door*
   
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4. Julistylinson
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   August 17, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   Some people i know deserve a high five
   in the face
   with a chair
   Then i hope they step on a lego house
   
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5. Julistylinson
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   August 17, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   My weird thoughts #1
   Ugh i hate her
   Wait can she hear my thoughts
   Hello!!!!
   Ok she cant.
   
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6. Julistylinson
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   August 2, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   Thoughts in class
   me:Im hungry
   Me:*looks at crush* I love you <33
   Me: crap i hope nobody heard that
   Me: When is class overr
   Me; Im still hungry
   Me; Omg what if Niall came in right now and offerd me food asdfghjkl;'
   *classroom door opens*
   Me: :D Niall?!?!
   *Girl i flipping hate walks in*
   Me: oh its you
   *class finally ends*
   Me: heckz yeah
   
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7. Julistylinson
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   July 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   Relatable post #284
   Slapping your pockets to make sure you haven't lost anything.
   
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8. Julistylinson
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   July 2, 2012 8:47pm UTC
   Forever young I wanna be forever young <3
   
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9. Julistylinson
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   July 2, 2012 3:58pm UTC
   Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
   If you read all the Yeah's you would have noticed i put a year
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   .now you just went back up to see if i put a year but i didnt >__<
   
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10. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Lazy people fact # 2138895691769
    you were to lazy to read that number
    
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11. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    I may not be perfect but at least I'm not fake
    
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12. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    ROSES ARE RED
    I HAVE PHONE
    NOBODY TEXTS ME
    FOREVER ALONE
    
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13. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    BRB = I don't wanna talk to you.
    LOL = I have nothing else to say.
    Cool = I really don't care
    
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14. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    When I die I ant my last words to be,"I left a million dollars under the..."
    
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15. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    IF MOM CAN'T FIND IT NO ONE CAN.
    
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16. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Dont worry about
    the world ending
    today because
    it's already
    tomorrow in
    Australia c:
    
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17. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Okay = everything's cool
    Okay? = you make no sense
    Okay... = you're creepy
    Okayy = I don't care
    Okay. = I'm so ticked off
    
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18. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    If i'm LOUDER would you see me? would you lay down in my arms and rescue me? <3
    
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19. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    L.S.H.I.F.O.M.D.W.I.D.H.O.B.I.I.D.I.N.H.W: Laughing so hard i fell off my dinosaur, wait, I don't have one, but if i did I'd name him Wilbur
    
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20. Julistylinson
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    July 2, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting, and you're just like "WTF DID I JUST WRITE?!"
    
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