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yourcool
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October 27, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Today, I was at a hockey game and when a fight broke out on the ice, the song 'Why Can't We Be Friends?' began playing. MLIA

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dancechic10
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October 22, 2010 9:29pm UTC

Josh: Megan, why was your bucket on top of our door?
Megan: Why was your door underneath my bucket?
Fave if you remember this episode from Drake and Josh

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xXEmmyXx
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October 26, 2010 4:53pm UTC

Did you know that when someone appears in your dreams, it`s because that person misses you.
-Psychological Fact.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xdanielle3
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October 25, 2010 4:07pm UTC

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#1 Reason Not to Take the Bus:
Hi, I'm your creepy bus driver,
and now I know where you live ;)
format from secretsunspoken

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SmallFry
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October 25, 2010 11:29am UTC

How to avoid a speeding ticket
*cop pulls you over*
Cop: Can i see your liscense
You: I dont have one
Cop: Right, can i see the proof of ownership of this car?
You: Its not my car.
Cop: Well where is the owner?
You: I killed him he is in the trunk.
*Cop takes out walkie talkie and call over the commisoner*
Commisoner: Is everything all right sir?
You: Fine thank you.
Commisoner: This officer tells me you stole this car, you killed the owner, and you dont have a liscense. Is this true?
You: No. Heres my liscense and proof of ownership.
*Show him Liscense and proof of ownership*
You: and as you can see
*open trunk*
You: Theres no one in the trunk.
*Commisoner looks confused*
You: I bet he also told you i was speeding.
And thats how you avoid a speeding ticket.

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VanillaCoke
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October 20, 2010 9:45pm UTC

favorite if there's
someone that
you'd die for (♥]

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iBchristina
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October 23, 2010 11:37am UTC

click to see this quote

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MarsBar
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October 22, 2010 3:31pm UTC

* Throws book at someones face *
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!"
"I facebooked you" :)

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oXHuntressXo
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October 21, 2010 2:20pm UTC

6.00 p.m...
To Do Tonight:
oScience homework
oMaths problems
oRevise for upcoming test
oStart working on history assignment
3 hours later:
What I’ve done so far:
þChecked facebook about 25 times
þWatched 8 videos on YouTube
þFaved 50 quotes on Witty
þMade a quote about my fruitless evening.
“Oh sh*t.”
[you know what I'm talking about, so hit the ♡]
oXHuntressXo ©

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