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July 3, 2012 12:23pm UTC

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July 3, 2012 12:02am UTC

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How to cook something frozen: 1. Take it out of the box. 2. Put the food in the oven/ microwave 3. Throw away box. 4. Take box back out of the bin because you forgot to check the cooking instructions.
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standstill_lookpretty
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July 2, 2012 6:09pm UTC

8 Things You Didn't Know About The Simpsons
☁ ☁
1. The Simpsons first
appeared on the 19th
of April, 1987
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☁ 2. It took two days for Danny
Elfman to write the theme song
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3. Matt Groening named characters
after people in his own family,
although instead of his name he
used Bart, an anagram of brat.
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4. The Simpsons have featured
over 600 guest stars ☁
☁ 5.'D'oh!'
is now listed in the
Oxford English Dictionary
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6. It takes about 6 months to
produce each episode
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7. The Script for The Simpsons Movie
was rewritten over 100 times
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8. Over 150 characters are featured on
The Simpsons regularly
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xlivelaughlove524x
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July 2, 2012 10:13pm UTC

DRINKING SO MUCH WATER
that when you jump,
you can hear it slosh around in your stomach.

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Bravosierra*
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June 12, 2012 5:49pm UTC

What the author wrote: The curtains were blue.
What my teacher thought he meant: The curtains represent a deep dark depression expressed through with the way he talks about the decor of the house.
What the author meant : The curtains were f/cking blue.

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hailstorm37
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June 2, 2012 12:07pm UTC

That awkward moment,
when youre walking throughthe metal detector and your abs of steel set it off.

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BravoSierra
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June 2, 2012 10:57am UTC

Seniors: Ew, juniors.
Juniors: Ew, sophomores.
Sophomores: Ew, freshman.
Freshman: Ew, middle schoolers.Middle Schoolers: Ew, elementary kids.
Elementary Kids: Ew, babies.
Babies: Ew, fetus.
Fetus: Ew, wait, how am I talking?

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November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC

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rachelinaballerina98
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August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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rosieisodd
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January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC

It's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
I would probably drink the water.

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xxBMTH4Everxx
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October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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BlurryLight
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May 28, 2012 2:12pm UTC

Broccoli:"I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain. "
Mushroom:"I look like an umbrella."
Banana:"Dude?! Change the topic."

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