Jose_R's Favorites

lauren1023
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Comment or fave if you would ready my one direction love story :) If i get at least 10 likes or comments ( im not that popular on here) I'll maybe post the first few chapters

👍 this is good · read the comments · 16 points

ReadyJelly
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 11:07am UTC

Latin teacher: Since you all did amazing on the final, we can watch movies for the rest of the year!
Class: OMG YAY!
Latin Teacher: hit the lights!!
My bestfriend: let the music move you, lose your self tonight.
Teacher:
Me: come alive, let the moment take you, lose control tonight.
My bestfriend: it's a mad, mad, world, gotta make an escape.
Me: it's a perfect world when you go all the way. hit the lights.
My bestfriend: let the music move you, lose yourself tonight.
Latin teacher: STOP
Classmates: now make that mother fcker hammer time
Latin teacher: you guys need to grow up.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 26 points

ReadyJelly
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 9:35am UTC

Teacher: Shut the door.
Random Boy: Turn the light off.
Teacher:
Boy: I wanna be with you.
Me: I wanna feel your love,
Me: I wanna lay beside you,
Classmates: Oh no, not again -_-
Boy: I cannot hide this, even though I try
Me: Heart beats harder, time escapes me
Me: Trembling hands touch skin,
Boy: It makes this harder, and the tears stream down my face
Me: If we could only have this life, for one more day
Teacher:
Boy:
Me:
Teacher: What was that ._.
Classmates: One Direction ....
Teacher: Next time i'll just shut the door myself ..
true story^^

👍 this is good · read the comments · 464 points

ReadyJelly
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 7:31am UTC

to girls when i have a boyfriend:
me: don't look at him
me: don't touch him
me: don't add him on facebook
me: don't like all of his pictures
me: don't text him
random girl: *texts him*
me: you have 10 seconds to run
girl:
me:
me: don't chill with him
me: don't try to be his bestfriend
girl: *tells him he's the best friend she could have*
me: do you even know what you're doing
girl:
me: don't hug him
me: don't smile or wink at him
me: Lastly, don't even think about him, because he's mine.
random s/ut: *does all of the above
me: you can run, s/ut, but you can't hide.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

ReadyJelly
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 7:33am UTC

it's Friday the 13th. I feel like going camping in the woods near a creek.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points

ReadyJelly
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I Find It VERY Weird That
Steve
Knows All Of Our
Passwords
:o

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

drizzyyo
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 12:18am UTC

do you love me witty family?♥
if you do...
then fave this.
& PLEASE* follow me on tumbr?
http://fuckthiisbabe.tumblr.com/
pleaseeeeeeeee, it would mean the world to me.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

k3mbr3y
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC

"WHY?!?!"
"Because I said so!!!"
Good one mom, you should be a lawyer
nmf

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1534 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

👍 this is good · read the comments · 2476 points

ReadyJelly
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Does Anyone Else Ever Wonder What
Steve
Looks Like
:o

👍 this is good · read the comments · 53 points