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  1. Writergal96 Writergal96
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    Sometimes
    love is blind.

  2. Jordan0007 Jordan0007
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Don't you hate
    those people on facebook/twitter who use all of the top witty quotes as their own statuses/tweets & say they made them up and everybody is like "OMG you are so clever!" and you are like "No, no you are not."

  3. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  4. Secretsofme Secretsofme
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 9:21pm UTC
    Secret #203
    I fall asleep to Taylor Swift now.. I hope your happy.

  5. xemilyxroxx12 xemilyxroxx12
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 5:33pm UTC
    The Way I Loved You♥
    2 years ago
    'TURN!' i shouted, fightened. 'I'M TRYING!' connor screamed back. i could see him breathing heavy, hazel green eyes opened wide. then i latched onto his arm and screamed in horror. then, it happened. everything went blank, it was all so white. i cant believe what just happened. hes gone.
    now, i'm sitting here. 2 years later. in the pouring rain, under a large oak tree. i can hear the rain dripping on the leaves and sliding off into the forest green grass. my long blonde hair is soaked and all frizzy, my jeans have grass stains on them, sneakers are full of mud and all worn out. i have on a baggy white shirt and over that a large black sweatshirt that is very big on me. the hood is over my head and a little of my hair is falling out. i'm looking down, picking the black nail polish off my short, dull, finger nails. the rain started to suddenly stop. i looked up and saw the last few drops falling but then emerged a big white, fluffy cloud. you know, like the ones you see on TV that you never thought were real? the sun peaked out from behind the cloud. i slowly took my hood off and leaned back against the tall oak tree. i opened my old, brown, messenger bag and took out my notebook that i have been writing in. i had for what seems like forever, but i've only been writing in it for 2 years. you know, forever is a funny word. it can mean different things to so many people. to me, forever is having something that is yours and never letting it go. keeping it until you die. keeping it, forever.
    coment/fave for more!

  6. graciebeebee123 graciebeebee123
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    F is for friends who do stuff together
    U is for you and me
    N is for anywhere and any time at all; down here in the deep blue sea!
    ^Now read that in you mind in a seductive tone.
    Favorite if you're now scared for life.

  7. key_two_myheart key_two_myheart
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Dear Dr. Phill,
    There's only room for one fake doctor in this world, and its not you.
    Sincerely, Dr. Pepper..

  8. key_two_myheart key_two_myheart
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    Dear Edward,
    I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
    Sincerely, A Stake.

  9. key_two_myheart key_two_myheart
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 6:01pm UTC
    Dear Myspace,
    I forgot, What was the name of your movie?
    Sincerely, Facebook.

  10. key_two_myheart key_two_myheart
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    Dear Justin Beiber,
    Please come out of the closet soon, There's not enough room for both of us in here.
    Sincerely, Edward Cullen.


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  13. laklak9614 laklak9614
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 4:16pm UTC
    Dear Waldo,
    Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
    Sincerely, Harry Potter
    not mine

  14. SandraaLovesYou SandraaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 12:50am UTC
    ______________
    Step Brothers. <3
    Funniest movie ever :D
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  17. peacehappy2 peacehappy2
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 12:30am UTC
    Give Me Your Jacket...
    Hold My Hand.
    Make Me Feel Like...
    You Understand.♥


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  19. Alyssaaaxoxoxo Alyssaaaxoxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 12:17am UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?
    REPOST THIS

  20. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 1:59am UTC
    My dad died recently. . .
    And so in his honor. . .
    I would like to have this quote get at least 330 faves. . .
    Because he was only 33...
    When he died in my basement...right in front of me...

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