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Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo

1. Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 12:49am UTC
   I do in fact have a personal witty.
   As you had probably guessed.
   nmf
   
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2. Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo
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   August 21, 2012 12:52am UTC
   Once I heard a crazy driver call women drivers,
   "Crazy women-antelope drivers!"
   
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3. Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo
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   August 21, 2012 12:48am UTC
   Once I thought I met,
   Fidel Castro!
   Turns out it was some dude named, Luke Perry.
   
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4. Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 12:29am UTC
   Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom!
   Hey, wait a second.
   Cancel that - it's only me!
   
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5. Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo
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   August 21, 2012 12:25am UTC
   There is a foxy momma in every woman.
   
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6. Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 12:07am UTC
   Hey, Foxy Mama.
   You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?
   Hoohah!
   
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7. Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 12:00am UTC
   Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god.
   
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8. Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 11:42pm UTC
   Whoa, Momma.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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