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JohnJack1999

1. JohnJack1999
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2012 5:57pm UTC
   Girls are like Pokemon. It doesnt matter how good they are, you cant catch any if you dont have any balls... :3
   
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2. JohnJack1999
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2012 5:37pm UTC
   Me: Hey, if I ask you a question you must only answer yes or no, okay?
   Friend:Yeah?...
   Me: Okay, DOES YOUR MUM KNOW YOU HATE HER!?!
   Friend: -_-
   TROLOLOLOL!
   JohnJack1999:)
   
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3. JohnJack1999
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2012 6:59am UTC
   MOTHERS DAY TODAY...
   FAVE IF YOU LOVE AND LOOK UP TO YOUR MUM
   <3
   
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4. JohnJack1999
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2012 6:48am UTC
   LOOK LEFT YOU LOOKED RIGHT...
   
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5. JohnJack1999
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 8:07am UTC
   So make your jokes, go for broke
   Blow your smoke
   But who's laughing now?
   Who's laughing now?
   
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6. JohnJack1999
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 7:08am UTC
   You shoot me down but
   I won't fall
   I AM TITANIUM!
   
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7. JohnJack1999
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 6:53am UTC
   So if you believe in reincarnation
   Shouldn't your gravestone, instead of R.I.P.
   Say BRB?
   O.o
   
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8. JohnJack1999
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 2:05pm UTC
   I DONT HATE YOU! JUST PUT IT THIS WAY...
   IF YOU WERE ON FIRE AND I HAD WATER,
   I WOULD DRINK IT...
   O.O
   
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9. JohnJack1999
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 1:34pm UTC
   Shortest Horror Story...
   The last ever human stood in a room...
   There was a knock on the door...
   
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