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JoeyReed45

1. JoeyReed45
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   I'm a Girl, not a doormat, so stop walking all over me
   
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2. JoeyReed45
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   May 22, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   This is what happened to me when I was little:
   Me: Mom, will you help me out with my homework?
   Mom: Sure. what is it?
   Me: Adding :(
   Mom: Oh honey, that's easy.
   Me: Oh.
   Mom: Well what you do is you put the two numbers you are adding together, like this-(writes on paper 1+1=11)
   Me: So they go next to eachother?
   Mom: Yes honey!
   *Next Day*
   Me: Mommy! I got my homework back today! I got a zero!
   Mom: That's my girl, good job!
   Haha, my mom is a teacher, that is why my generation is screwed.
   
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3. JoeyReed45
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   May 22, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   Don't you love it when you are in class and really excited to answer a question because you want to sound smart infront of your crush and the teacher calls on someone else, they say the answer, get it right, and your answer was the complete opposite. That is the only time I'm happy to have teachers.............
   
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4. JoeyReed45
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   May 16, 2012 12:56pm UTC
   Some people are so stupid.
   Please answer this question to prove you are a human and not a spam bot.
   Is water wet or dry?
   Answer:Dry
   Need I say more?
   
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5. JoeyReed45
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   May 15, 2012 2:30pm UTC
   Why do people yell "Come back here!" when someone is stealing their stuff? What do they think the theif will do, go aw crap! and bring back ur stuff? idiots.
   
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6. JoeyReed45
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   May 15, 2012 2:26pm UTC
   My Crush:
   say your crushes name 6 times
   now close your eyes and make a wish about them
   decide whats more important love, or 10 million dollars
   now make another wish about love or the money
   repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "my crush"
   and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush
   
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7. JoeyReed45
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   March 18, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...
   -Patrick Star
   
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8. JoeyReed45
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   March 15, 2012 1:49pm UTC
   Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway....xp
   
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9. JoeyReed45
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   March 15, 2012 1:33pm UTC
   This wasn't awkward @ all...............
   jaydoxtator at 1:30pm March 15, 2012 x!
   please follow my friend tedwarddwyer
   JoeyReed45 at 1:31pm March 15, 2012 x!
   ummmmmmm..... wut? i dont no u.....
   
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10. JoeyReed45
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    March 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    There's that fine line between love and obsession....
    Love:
    You can't stop thinking about them and can't help smiling when they're around
    Obsession:
    You continuisly walk over, put your earphone in your crushes ear then rush to put the same in your own......
    
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11. JoeyReed45
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    March 15, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    "Me without you is like sneakers without laces, a geek without braces, andasentencewithoutspaces.... <3 i luv u"
    -Karie Anderson
    
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