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snowfreak1214
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December 30, 2011 7:03pm UTC

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snowfreak1214
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January 19, 2012 7:18pm UTC

My best buddy--Casey--has this beautiful relationship with her boyfriend James... I rub against her EVERYDAY hoping some of that love will rub off on me..... I envy the love they have.
♥

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Dear Boys And Girls,
There is a fine line between smelling deliciously mouthwatering, and reeking of 10 different deoderants.
♥ Choking from your fumes

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GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 9:07pm UTC

MARRIAGE
IS AB♥UT
L:|:O:|:V:|:E
n ♥ t g e n d e r

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GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 9:53pm UTC

If rainbows are supposed to be cheerful,
W H Y A R E T H E Y A L W A Y S
F r o w n i n g ?

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GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 10:18pm UTC

TYPE YOUR NAME:
Kayla
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW:
kiasyul;a
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN:
kladfayuuyukl;as
NOW SLAM YOUR HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD:
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him- and I didn't know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

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tumbletime77
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 11:09am UTC

Smile; sometimes it's all you need to get through the day.

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tumbletime77
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 10:55am UTC

..you were the one I wanted..
Notice the
past tense

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tumbletime77
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 10:52am UTC

be the type of guy
you want your
sister to date♦

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tumbletime77
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 6:31pm UTC

today he asked if i could make him a
skype. i said yes &&& i got down his
username...
i asked for the password
and he said..
i want it to be "willyougooutwithme"
so whenever i log i know that i finally asked you..

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lilshortcake428
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Look i can count to one ┌∩┐(◣_◢)
nmq

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cujo*
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 8:11am UTC

Kindly insert your boobs in your bra, where it should be. You are only fifteen.

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stories4212
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 5:10pm UTC

What relationships include
now a days=
1 male + 1 female
+
1 Hoe
+
1 Ex trying to screw it up
+
1 Friend that secretely wants it to end.

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turgeonite2
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I love when
I read a really long quote, and at the end it says,
"if you read this whole thing, THANK YOU"
And I just sit there like,
"You're welcome.. you are welcome."

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
"In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray up!"
day.made.

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chocolatecake
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 8:25pm UTC

Am i the only one who think it's cute that some guys have witty? (:

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koalabearlove
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 9:54pm UTC

I'm on the phone with my amazing boyfriend... What's he playing?
.:Our song:.
I'm falling in love again<3

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shawtty
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 8:17pm UTC

everybody is a genius
but if you judge a
fish by its ability to
climb a tree , it will
live its whole life
believing that its
stupid .
~ Albert Einstein

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ShanaNicole
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 9:02pm UTC

"Lay off the make up, you dont need it"
best thing to say to a girl

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OnMyHeart
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 8:51pm UTC

The worst feeling you'll ever feel is
sitting next to the person who
means the world to you, knowing
that you mean nothing to them.

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