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Jessielovescake

1. Jessielovescake
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 1:45pm UTC
   À you only have so much time, don't waste it
   
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2. Jessielovescake
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 1:27pm UTC
   Teacher: Where is your homework?
   Me:I lost it fighting with the kid who said you wenr'nt the best teacher in school.
   
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3. Jessielovescake
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 12:52pm UTC
   format: sk8ter_gurl_17
   Sometimes
   Just sometimes
   I wanaah be noticed by YOU
   ♥
   
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4. Jessielovescake
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 11:14am UTC
   When I was a kid:
   I always use to try and raise my hand the highest,
   thinking the teacher would pick me
   Anyone eles?
   
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5. Jessielovescake
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 11:24am UTC
   I forgot what it's like to get a Fave ♥
   
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6. Jessielovescake
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 9:30am UTC
   Humm.. This text sounds harsh.. I'll just add an smiley face at the end.
   
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7. Jessielovescake
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 9:07am UTC
   I am disgusted at the low lifes on facebook
   who make pages like " cancer is funny because people die" or " the funny moment when some one dies horribly" Approximately 7.6 million people die from cancer each year, Thats millions of millions of family's left not quite the same. Not only that they then have to face it all again when there reminded of this crap on facebook. Seriously; what's the world coming too?
   
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8. Jessielovescake
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 5:49am UTC
   User: Hello.
   Cleverbot: Are you ok?
   User: Yes, You?
   Cleverbot: No.
   Cleverbot: How are you?
   User: Good,and you?
   Cleverbot: Crystal.
   User: Wtf.
   Cleverbot: Oh, nothing!
   User: Ok.
   Cleverbot: How are you?
   User: You said that 3 times.
   Cleverbot: No I didn't.
   User: Yes You did.
   Cleverbot: I don't think so.
   
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9. Jessielovescake
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 9:05am UTC
   Dear sidewalk please get wider,
   Sincerlery, third friend walking behind feeling excluded.
   
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10. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:02am UTC
    Y.O.L.O BACKWARDS IS OLOY
    ONLY LOSERS OBEY YOLO
    
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11. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 8:58am UTC
    Not trying to
    impress or anything
    But i say voldemort out loud
    
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12. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    &And Who
    Can't imagine their name being called out when their old.
    n m f
    
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13. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Sleeping is my drug
    My bed is my dealer
    my alarm clock is the police
    nmf
    
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14. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    ‘Don’t worry a spider is smaller than you.’‘Yeah, so is a grenade!!’
    
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15. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    How to find a new of a song..
    Google as many words as possible that you remember and hope for the best
    
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16. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    One good thing about music
    when it hits you..
    You feel no pain
    
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17. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    When cleaning my room:
    1% cleaning
    30% complaining
    69% playing with things i just found.
    
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18. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    FRI(END)
    BOYFRI(END)
    GIRLFRI(END)
    FAM(ILY)
    They all end with an end... But family ends with i love you.. fave if you love your family :]
    
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19. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:43am UTC
    Admit it.. You have said Brb Just to avoid an awkward conversation that was going nowhere..
    nmq
    
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20. Jessielovescake
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:53am UTC
    Call a girl Beautiful she won't believe you,♥
    Call a girl ugly she will remember it forever ♥
    
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