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JessieRider2yourhome

1. JessieRider2yourhome
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2013 11:07pm UTC
   Even my brain is giving up on me.
   
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2. JessieRider2yourhome
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2013 10:26pm UTC
   The chances of me cheating on you is a blind girl seeing a dead man tell a deaf person that he can hear. But baby, you didn't see it...
   
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3. JessieRider2yourhome
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   March 30, 2013 2:14am UTC
   As foolish as it may seem, I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
   
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4. JessieRider2yourhome
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 3:40am UTC
   A man meets a genie and the genie says "You are my master I shall grant you one wish"
   and the man says "Make a bridge between the biggest ocean on this earth"
   The genie laughes and says " I am only a genie not a God I cannot make that happen. Choose something else."
   And the man says "Alright, I want to be able to understand girls"
   And the Genie responds " About that bridge..."
   
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5. JessieRider2yourhome
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2013 9:17pm UTC
   I don't get girls sometimes,
   They flirt with you all night, then when you ask them out, they claim to have a boyfriend.
   
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6. JessieRider2yourhome
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   March 11, 2013 12:37am UTC
   A guy blaming a girl for not being good enough is like
   A musician blaming the guitar for not sounding good enough
   
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7. JessieRider2yourhome
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2013 11:52pm UTC
   Friend: How do you know your girl moved out?
   Me: When the only thing left in the shower was a bar of soap.
   
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8. JessieRider2yourhome
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2013 6:10pm UTC
   What Girls Say:
   Could we go shopping together?
   What Boys Hear:
   I'm broke, could we go spend your money?
   
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9. JessieRider2yourhome
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2013 8:51pm UTC
   Top 3 Things Girls wanna hear from boys..
   1. Marry Me
   2. I love you
   3. I do
   Top 3 Things Boys wanna hear from girls...
   1. Beer's in the fridge
   2. I gotchya a new video game
   3. What do you want on your sandwhich?
   
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10. JessieRider2yourhome
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Top 3 Things Girls wanna hear from boys..
    1. Marry Me
    2. I love you
    3. I do
    Top 3 Things Boys wanna hear from girls...
    1. Beer's in the fridge
    2. I gotchya a new video game
    3. What do you want on your sandwhich?
    
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11. JessieRider2yourhome
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    im new so...fave and i'll follow ya
    
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