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Hi! my name is Jessica! I love one direction I am a directioner . I love to play soccer and sing. My Best friends on witty are Stefi14 and Aligal and Maggiehaha. Check out there profiles!!!!! I just moved 800 miles away from my friends and now i live on the east coast. My favorite songs are Payphone and Moments. I love my two dogs and yeah.. Idk what to say. Comment on my profile!!!

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JessieJane
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 11:59pm UTC

When someone tries
to spread a rumor
about you and your
like...Really? what did
I EVER do to you?
JessieJane

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JessieJane
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Saying
"I'll just have a spoon-full of icecream"
and then
searching for the biggest spoon in your house
♥
nmf

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JessieJane
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:28pm UTC

You know you're bored when
Y o u h a v e n o t h i n g t o d o i n t h e m i d d l e o f t h e d a y o n
S u n d a y a n d y o u s t a r t d o i n g y o u r h o m e wo r k .

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JessieJane
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Dear Grandma,
butt dial and bootycall
do NOT mean the
same thing.
sincerely, your
granddaughter
Follow, I follow back
nmf nmq

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JessieJane
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 5:12pm UTC

One direction isn't an inspiration?
Harry: made me believe that you don't need to be super skinny and gorgeous to get a guy. He taught me age isn't the biggest problem in a relationship.
Niall: Taught me it's okay to be different. He made me believe that some guys really will wait for the girl of their dreams, not just the other way around.
Louis: made me believe it's ok to be immature no matter how old you are. He taught me people can change and to dress how I like no matter what people say to me.
Liam: Convinced me that if you want something bad enough and you keep trying you can reach your goals, even if you fail the first time. He also inspired me to change it up every so often.
Zayn: Taught me that being shy can be a good thing sometimes. Also, he taught me that it's okay to be happy with your appearance and to love yourself
Now do you believe me? If not, one last thing: They made girls feel beautiful and brought fans closer together
We are family <3
nmq follow, I follow back

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JessieJane
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 8:56pm UTC

It's times when
yOu really Need
someone
when you realize who your True friends are.
(Everyone knows if they have been that friend)
<3
Follow for a Follow

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JessieJane
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 2:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when you cant hear someone so you just laugh and nod your head and hope it wasnt a question..
Follow me , I f o ll l ow back
NMQ

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JessieJane
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 7:08pm UTC

that awkward moment when
you can't stop laughing while telling a joke, and when you're finally done,
your friends
don't even get it.
nmq, nmf
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JessieJane
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 6:53pm UTC

"Dude you're fat"
"It runs in the family" "Dude nobody in you're family runs"
♥
follow me, I follow back
nmq nmf

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JessieJane
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Seeing a spider is nothing.
It becomes a problem when it disappears.
NMQ
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Format by Sandrasaurus

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JessieJane
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 6:43pm UTC

When people say 'rawr' means "I love you" in dinosaur,
& it's like.. b*tch, did you ever watch jurassic park? 'rawr' means "run, i'm about to f**king eat you."
nmf nmq
follow me, I follow back

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JessieJane
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Our generation
today,
will be the weirdest grandparents.
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JessieJane
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 5:15pm UTC

"i had a dream about you"
"awww! <3"
"yeahh you died."
"oh"
(follow me, I follow back!!!)

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JessieJane
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 7:38pm UTC

"OH i get it! :D"
*teacher walks away*
"Dude i still don't get it.....-_-"
(follow me, I follow back!)

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JessieJane
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 7:36pm UTC

I didn't just fall on the floor, I attacked it like an epic ninja :P
NINJA QOUTE!...Idk...got bored :p

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JessieJane
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 5:06pm UTC

That really sexy face
you make right before you sneeze
Follow me, I follow back

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JessieJane
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 5:01pm UTC

Math
Mental.Abuse.To.Humans
Follow me, I follow back
NMF, NMQ

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JessieJane
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 4:43pm UTC

There are no stupid questions.
Just stupid people.
♥
NMQ, NMF
(Follow me, I follow back)

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JessieJane
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 11:34pm UTC

The mini heart attack
you get when the
spider that was on
the wall 2 seconds ago
isn't there anymore.
Follow me, I follow back.

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JessieJane
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 11:32pm UTC

If you can get over someone
you were "in love" with
you were never really
in love with them
<3
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