People say some really >>stupid<< things:
-The dead man has not yet been notified.~Unknown
-Question: If you could live forever, would you?
Answer: I would not live forever because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to live forever, we would live forever. Which is why I would not live forever.~Miss Alabama in the 1994 miss USA contest
-Whenever I watch T.V. and I see all of those starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that but not with all the flies and death and stuff. ~Mariah Carey
-Smoking Kills. If your killed, you have lost a very important part of your life.~Brooke Shileds
-I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.~ Winston Bennet (basketball player)
-If we don't succeed, we have a high risk of failure.~Bill Clinton
-You're food stamps will be stopped, effective March 1992 because we have recieved a notice stating you have passed away. May god bless you. You may re-apply if there is a change in circumstances. ~Department of Social Services, GreenVille, California
>>Feeling Smarter Yet?<< :)
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