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Jersey_Girl

1. Jersey_Girl
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 6:38am UTC
   Can all these beautiful girls and boys try this website?
   http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
   I promise, it will help you feel better 😊
   
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2. Jersey_Girl
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2013 3:45pm UTC
   Aren't chemistry jokes so pHunny
   
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3. Jersey_Girl
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 8:00pm UTC
   My dad just told me that he wouldn't care if i left and found a new family.
   he had no f//cking idea what i go through everday.
   it's like they *want* me to leave.
   love you too, family.
   
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4. Jersey_Girl
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 12:13pm UTC
   Witty is saying happy birthday to me!
   but it's not my birthday...
   what?
   nmf
   
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5. Jersey_Girl
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 10:15am UTC
   try saying
   "I like cops"
   without touching your lips.
   
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6. Jersey_Girl
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 8:04am UTC
   boyfriends?
   Ain't nobody got time for that.
   
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7. Jersey_Girl
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2013 6:46pm UTC
   Why would you wanna break,
   ----------------------------------------------------a perfectly good heart?
   Why would you wanna take
   ------------------------our love and tear it all apart?
   nmf
   
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8. Jersey_Girl
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 9:37am UTC
   All at once,
   Everything is different.
   Now that I
   See you.
   
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9. Jersey_Girl
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2013 6:26pm UTC
   SCREAMING OUT
   BUT ALL I HEARD
   WAS NOTHING
   
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10. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    okay. basic rundown of my day. 
    -woke up late
    -spilled water on my jeans in third period
    -got a 76% on a really hard honors geometry test
    -studdered in my honors history project presentation
    -studdered in my honors italian graded-skit
    -sat all alone by myself at the Pep Rally
    -got hit with a door like twice in the halls
    -he ignored my texts all this week
    but worst of all...
    -when we were talking after school, 
    ..........
    -he left our conversation to go hug and talk to my ex best friend
    I think people in Japan could hear my heart break.
    
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11. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    And today,
    I was walking around after school.
    Him and that biitch were flirting right by where me and my friend were.
    I'm pretty sure even they could hear my heart break.
    
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12. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    I want to text you, but I don't want to be annoying.
    
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13. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Soccer Girl Problems #30
    I don't sweat
    I *sparkle*
    
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14. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    AT&T Guy: So what's better fast or slow?
    6 Year olds: FAAAAAAAAST!!
    AT&T Guy: Really, why?
    Little girl: Cause if you aren't fast you can't run fast
    Little girl: and then you'll get bitten by a werewolf
    Little girl: and then you have to stay inside
    Little girl: and then you have to shave when it gets hot
    Little girl: and then you're like
    Little girl: ruh ruhh ruh ruuhh ruh ruhh ruhhh
    Little girl: which means
    Little girl: I WISH I WAS BACK TO A HUMANNN :(
    AT&T Guy: What
    
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15. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 8:50am UTC
    I'm just a froot loop
    in a world full of cheerios
    ♥ 
    
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16. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    There is no such thing as "homework free weekends" when you're in high school.
    
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17. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    "I'm an angel in an Earth suit."
    Ladies and Gentlemen,
    Gary Busey.
    
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18. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    I love how there are ads on Witty for talented teens and stuff.
    Like does Steve actually think we are talented and get somewhere in life?
    
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19. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    I play the keyboard in this band called The Internet.
    
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20. Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    No really,
    Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of
    absolutley
    nothing.
    
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