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JennyGoodMelon

  1. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Parked Cars
    =
    Sidewalk Mirrors

    -nmf

  2. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    I wish I had Spongebob's
    Alarm Clock

  3. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    Cleverbot: Tsuka means sheath. That is my name.
    User: So you AREN'T Cleverbot?
    Cleverbot: Only you are cleverbot.
    MIND = BLOWN

  4. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    ✱RHCP

  5. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 7:09pm UTC
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  6. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    D e a r C a p s L o c k,
    HOP OFF.
    Sincerely,
    I sound like i'm on steroids.

  7. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    I like the funny quotes
    on Witty
    because the rest are just
    depressing
    turtles.

  8. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 4:08pm UTC

  9. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    Grass;
    it's all green and stuff

  10. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    MY LIFEis a
    MOVIE
    ...and you just TiVoed
    (:

  11. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    my mom hates me
    because i ate her bacon bits

  12. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    OOOOMMMMGGGG....
    The rabid panda squirrels are going to attack your local police station and taze your pineapples of which will form a civilized community of angry fruits that idolize Justin Bieber and are big fans of American Idol and they will all vote for the worst singer and he will sing about lovely yellow penguins who bake cookies like mother truckeers and spread messages across the nation to be kind to your neighbor even though the super guava team action force doesnt believe in kindness so we'll just have to leave that to the care bears. hi.

  13. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    how can you
    IGNORE ME
    after you spent
    sxo lxoxnxg
    loving me
    ?

  14. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    does anyone realize..
    that everyone pours their feelings out on Witty and some random person always feels the same?
    [♥]

  15. JennyGoodMelon JennyGoodMelon
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    I can't be the
    Only One
    who thinks Disney's
    Shake It Up
    Themesong
    is Mad Catchy!

:)

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