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JemmaHannah

1. JemmaHannah
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2010 4:26am UTC
   I whip my hair back a forth
   I whip my hair back and forth
   i whip my hair back a forth
   i whip my hair back a forth
   
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2. JemmaHannah
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   November 28, 2010 11:19pm UTC
   As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
   She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
   A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!" :L
   
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3. JemmaHannah
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   November 20, 2010 7:22pm UTC
   `the awkward when a boy had bigger boobs then a girl
   
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4. JemmaHannah
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   November 19, 2010 11:42pm UTC
   "your so fit! LOL JK i spelt fat wrong...
   
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5. JemmaHannah
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   November 16, 2010 5:44am UTC
   .\
   Did you just run into that wall ?' 'No , i was trying to get to Hogwarts '.
   
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6. JemmaHannah
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   November 15, 2010 5:06am UTC
   im tired of crying myself to sleep, because he diddnt even give me one minute why he means the world to me.
   
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7. JemmaHannah
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   November 15, 2010 4:36am UTC
   the awkward moment when your girl friend beats you in C.O.D
   ♥ \
   
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8. JemmaHannah
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   November 13, 2010 6:00am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. JemmaHannah
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   November 13, 2010 12:46am UTC
   on 22.12.12 i will set my status as" FAIL" for the whole day ;)
   
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10. JemmaHannah
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    November 12, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    Dear Boy
    ...
    From Broken hearted girl .
    
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11. JemmaHannah
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    November 12, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    & who else thinks that
    spongebob made you wonder what really happens under neath the sea <3
    
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12. JemmaHannah
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    November 12, 2010 6:20pm UTC
    knock knock
    who's there ?
    Figs !
    figs who ?
    figs the doorbell, its broken !
    
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13. JemmaHannah
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    November 12, 2010 2:35am UTC
    Teacher: wheres your homework me: my dog ate it duhh ?
    
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14. JemmaHannah
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    November 12, 2010 1:57am UTC
    Like this if : you like tomato sauce but you dont like tomato you like pumpkin soup but not pumpkin you like ice coffee but not coffee <3
    
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15. JemmaHannah
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    November 11, 2010 3:40am UTC
    "if you can't handle me at my worst . then you surely can't handle me at my best
    
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16. JemmaHannah
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    November 10, 2010 5:32am UTC
    & can i just die ?
    
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17. JemmaHannah
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    November 8, 2010 1:34am UTC
    .”
    "There's no half-singing in the shower"
    your either a rock star or an opera diva ♥
    
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18. JemmaHannah
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    November 7, 2010 4:54am UTC
    and you just left me there with a broken heart , + without any glue </3
    
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19. JemmaHannah
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    November 7, 2010 1:07am UTC
    &you used to be my BEST friend , + now your just a stranger to me
    
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20. JemmaHannah
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    November 7, 2010 1:57am UTC
    & Truth is- how am i supposed to write some thing about my self if i dont even know who i am anymore
    
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