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Jellomagic101

1. Jellomagic101
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2012 10:54am UTC
   mama jokes no offence to anyone
   your mama so fat when she wanted a water bed they had to put a blanket over the pacific ocean
   your mama so ugly every time she smiles a fairy dies
   your mama so fat when she sat on the ipod she invented the ipad
   your mama so poor when she tripped through the front door she landed out the back
   your mama so fat when a bus went by she said twinkie wait for me
   
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2. Jellomagic101
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   November 9, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   trust
   
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3. Jellomagic101
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   November 6, 2012 2:21pm UTC
   OLD JOKE
   three boys and one girl where late for school one boy came in to school and the teacher said why are you late he saaid i was on top of cherry hill the second boy came in and the teacher said why are you late he said i was on top of cherry hill third boy came in and teacher asked him why he was late he said i was on top of cherry hill the girl came in and the teacher ssaid let me guess you were on top of cherry hill she said no i am cherry hill
   
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4. Jellomagic101
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   November 4, 2012 7:49pm UTC
   zombies are looking for brains dont wory you are safe
   
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5. Jellomagic101
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   November 4, 2012 7:45pm UTC
   you cant FACE problems if your FACE is the problem
   
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6. Jellomagic101
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   November 4, 2012 7:37pm UTC
   Take my advice i dont use it anyways
   
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7. Jellomagic101
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   November 4, 2012 7:32pm UTC
   Teacher: why are you talking during my lesson
   me: why arent you teaching during my conversation
   
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8. Jellomagic101
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   November 4, 2012 12:04pm UTC
   friEND
   boyfriEND
   girlfriEND
   famILY (i love you)
   
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9. Jellomagic101
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   November 4, 2012 9:41am UTC
   people say love hurts wich is not true love is the best thing to ask
   for break ups are the one that hurts
   
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10. Jellomagic101
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    November 3, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    i think about you every hour every min. every second everyday day and the truth is i love you and always will!!!!!!!!
    
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11. Jellomagic101
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    November 3, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Being friends with you has
    added a bright spot to my
    life
    
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12. Jellomagic101
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    we shared smiles and tears and laughs and
    through the years our friendship has grown
    along with us you are truly a part of my life
    
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13. Jellomagic101
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    November 3, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    me and you is friends u smile i smile you laugh i laugh you hurt i hurt you
    cry i cry you jump of bridge i gonna miss your e-mails
    
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14. Jellomagic101
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    November 3, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    i wish i could sleep but my stupid ADHD kicks in and well basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mcdonald had a farm, heeeey macarena
    
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15. Jellomagic101
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    November 3, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Parents call it "talking back"
    we call it "explaining"
    
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16. Jellomagic101
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    November 2, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    I will stop loving you when spongebob learns how to drive
    
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17. Jellomagic101
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    November 2, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    teacher: theres a idiot on the end of the ruler * points ruler at me*
    me: wich end!!!
    
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18. Jellomagic101
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    November 2, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    When a girl says i love you its normal but when a boy says i love you crap just got real
    
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19. Jellomagic101
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    November 2, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    it hurts when the one you love doesn't love you!!!!
    
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20. Jellomagic101
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    November 2, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    I want to wright i miss you on a rock and throw it
    at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss
    you!!!!
    
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