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JeNnAy628

1. JeNnAy628
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2009 9:31pm UTC
   Today I paid with my credit card. Instead of signing I drew a little house. Nobody said anything. I feel like I tricked the card machine.
   MLIA
   -mylifeisaverage
   
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2. JeNnAy628
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   August 23, 2009 9:28pm UTC
   Today, I was sitting in the parking lot at CVS when an old man riding a power wheelchair rolls by. Not only did he have an extremely long beard and aviator sunglasses, but a license plate that said "Ridin' Dirty". It made my day.
   MLIA.
   -changed a little from the original quote but still from mylifeisaverage
   
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3. JeNnAy628
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   August 23, 2009 9:18pm UTC
   Today I convinced my little sister that 'elegant' means ugly. Now whenever she is mad at me she calls me elegant. My self esteem has never been better.
   MLIA.
   -mylifeisaverage
   
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4. JeNnAy628
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   August 23, 2009 9:17pm UTC
   Today, while watching Jeopardy, it was college week. Alex asked one of the contestants what his dream job was. He said he wanted to be a ninja. I may be in love.
   MLIA
   -mylifeisaverage
   
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5. JeNnAy628
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   August 23, 2009 12:29am UTC
   Today, I was at Blockbuster. Someone had put Hannah Montana: The Movie in the horror movie section. It made my day.
   MLIA
   -mylifeisaverage
   
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6. JeNnAy628
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   August 23, 2009 12:28am UTC
   Today my dad left me a voicemail that told me to check my texts.
   The texts told me to check my aim. The aim message told me to check my facebook messages. My facebook message told me to check my email. It said hey.
   MLIA
   -mylifeisaverage
   
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7. JeNnAy628
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   August 22, 2009 9:11pm UTC
   Fill up my cup
   Mozoltov
   -blackeyedpeas
   
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8. JeNnAy628
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   August 22, 2009 9:09pm UTC
   I feel stressed out
   I wanna let it go
   Lets go way out spaced out
   And lose all control
   Let's paint the town
   We'll shut it down
   Let's burn the roof
   And then we'll do it again
   -blackeyedpeas
   
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9. JeNnAy628
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   August 22, 2009 12:47pm UTC
   Today, I was driving with my mom. We pulled up to a stoplight and, it being a nice day and all, I had my hand out the window. A man then proceeded to walk by my car, give me a high five, and keep walking. It was the single most awesome thing thats ever happened to me.
   MLIA
   -mylifeisaverage
   
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10. JeNnAy628
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    August 22, 2009 12:46pm UTC
    Today, as I was approaching a group of 'emos' they noticed my headphones and black pants. They nodded at me, and I felt accepted and part of the cool group. They don't need to know I was listening to The Lion King soundtrack on my iPod.
    MLIA.
    -mylifeisaverage
    
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11. JeNnAy628
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    August 22, 2009 12:45pm UTC
    Today, while lying in my bed next to the wall on a cruise I heard scratching on the other side. I scratched back. We had a scratching conversation for 5 minutes straight. I feel like we connected.
    MLIA
    -mylifeisaverage
    
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12. JeNnAy628
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    August 22, 2009 12:43pm UTC
    Today at work, I noticed that the names of the breakfast foods are abbreviated on the reciept. It was breakfast, and buttermilk pancakes was abbreviated to buttcakes. I laughed.
    MLIA
    -mylifeisaverage
    
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13. JeNnAy628
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    August 22, 2009 12:42pm UTC
    Today at work I missed pronounced a customers surname as 'Batman' instead of "Bateman". When I asked if his order was for pickup or delivery, he said "Pickup, Robin can get it in the batmobile". I'm still laughing.
    MLIA
    -mylifeisaverage
    
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14. JeNnAy628
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    August 22, 2009 12:33pm UTC
    I'm confusing as hell
    I'm north and south
    And I'll probably never have it all figured out
    But what I know is I wasn't meant to walk this world without you
    And I promise I'll try
    Yeah I'm gonna try to give you every little part of me
    Every single detail you missed with your eyes
    Then maybe
    Maybe, yeah maybe
    One day
    We'll meet again and you'll need me, you'll see me completely
    Every little bit
    Oh yeah maybe you'll love me, you'll love me then
    -maybe
    
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15. JeNnAy628
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    August 22, 2009 12:28pm UTC
    I can't stop
    Don't care if I lose
    Baby you are the weapon I choose
    These wounds are self inflicted
    I'm going down *in flames* for you
    Baby you are the weapon I choose
    These wounds are self inflicted
    One more thing
    I'm addicted too
    -katy perry
    
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16. JeNnAy628
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    August 22, 2009 12:17pm UTC
    I cannot help myself, I'm just doing what I do,
    Got my heart set, do anything that I want so thank you,
    I like it and I do what I like,
    And then you do what I like, and you like it
    -britney spears
    
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17. JeNnAy628
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    August 22, 2009 12:14pm UTC
    Goodbye, my almost lover
    Goodbye, my hopeless dream
    I'm trying not to think about you
    Can't you just let me be?
    So long, my luckless romance
    My back is turned on you
    I should've known you'd bring me heartache
    Almost lovers always do
    -a fine frenzy
    
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18. JeNnAy628
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    August 22, 2009 12:11pm UTC
    Foolish one with the smile
    You don't have to be brave
    I'll gladly climb your walls
    If you'll meet me halfway
    Every time we fall down
    But we're falling from grace
    Here's my hand and my heart
    It's yours to take
    -Kelly Clarkson
    
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19. JeNnAy628
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    August 22, 2009 12:09pm UTC
    Far, away from it all
    You and me with no one else around
    A brand new start
    Is all we need, it's all we need to mend these hearts
    Back to the beginning
    -Kelly Clarkson
    
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20. JeNnAy628
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    August 21, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    Today, I ordered 6pc chicken nuggets from McDonald's. I opened the box and found 7 pieces. This happened to me several times before at the same McDonald's branch, with the same guy behind the register. He's courting me by making me fat. I think I love him now.
    MLIA
    -mylifeisaverage
    
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