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Jcurr593

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Member Since: 7 Dec 2011 04:00pm

Last Seen: 12 May 2012 04:32pm

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  1. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    WHTTY WHITTY WHITTY WHITTY

  2. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
    ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
    Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day:(
    A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two
    people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
    brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
    her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
    wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
    would die.
    If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your
    life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow
    will be the best day of your life..
    However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have
    bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  3. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you are in the park and Brono Mars walkes by dragging a piano.

  4. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 10:23am UTC
    Ya know I really hate that person who flips out at others and is made of other peoples ideas, these people know I'm talking about them......get a life.

  5. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    I'm watching Peter Pan!........only because the guy who plays Peter is hot :)

  7. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Fine hate on me.
    When you call me names, I keep you nicknames in my head.
    When you hit me, I hit you in my mind......HARD!
    Later when I lock myself in my bathroom and start to cry, I remember that you are only jelouse of me.
    So when I am a grown, live in a big city, making music everyware I go, I'll remember you.
    And no I will not bail you outta jail later. The only favors I will do is spare you from MY FLYING FIST OF FURY!!
    ...and DJ at your funeral :)

  8. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    7th grade
    boy: I like her and i want you to tell her for me.
    boy's friend: ok
    boys Friend: hey, he likes you, you want to go out?
    Girl: um.. no. sorry.
    8th grade:
    boy: i like her and i want her to know..will you tell her.
    boy's friend: sure
    Boy's friend: he likes you and he wants to go out with you.
    Girl: no i like someone else.
    That Summer:
    Boy: i like her and i want to tell her.
    Boy: i like you and i want to go out with you.
    Girl: no i just want to be friends.
    few days later:
    Girl: He likes me but i don't like him
    Girls' friends: i don't think he will bother you again. i dare you to go out with next guy to ask you out.
    Girl: ok
    The next day:
    Boy: i really like you will you please go out with me.
    Girl: yes
    boy: what?!
    Girl: yes!
    boy:YESS!!!
    Girl starts to fall for the boy.
    Exactly one month later:
    Girls friend: i think its time you break up
    Girl: ok.. (secretly doesn't want to but is too afraid her friend will hate her if she said no)
    Boy: hey
    Girl:hi
    Boy: hows it goin?
    Girl: its fine.
    Boy: whats wrong?
    Girl: i think we should break up..
    Boy: what..?
    Girl: we should break up.
    Boy: why...
    Girl: its just.. we never see eachother any more
    Boy: I can change that
    Girl: I've never met your family
    Boy: I can change that
    Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore.
    Boy: I wish i could change that.
    Girl: I'm sorry.
    Boy: i know.
    Girl: i'm sorry.. i have to go.
    Boy: thanks for trying.
    The next day
    Boy: Hey
    Girl: I'm sorry
    Boy: No i'm happy we broke up i could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
    Girl: ok.
    Freshman
    Girl: (playing their song) I like him.. i have since we first started dating. but i can't tell him, i can't tell anybody.
    Sophmore
    Boy has a new girlfriend
    Girl: (playing their song) i like him.. i still do.. but i can't tell him. i can't tell anybody.
    Junior year
    Boy and his girlfriend broke up.
    Girl: I like you. I always have and I always will.
    Boy: I'm sorry i like someone else.
    Girl runs away crying.
    The next day the boy finds a note in his locker.
    I told you i like you. but i was wrong. i ment I love you. But you don't love me. I wish i could change that. I'm sorry for that day back in 8th grade. I really didn't want to. I'm gone now, I've been sick for a while now. By the time you read this I'll be in the hospital on life support. I just needed to tell you before i go. I love you. Don't for get that.
    Boy stares at the paper for a long time and runs down the hall. He went to her house. but she wasn't home.
    The next day:
    Boy goes to the hospital and tells the nurse who he wants to see.
    Nurse: it seems she checked out yesterday.
    Boy: She's better?
    Nurse: I'm afraid not. she had cancer and she passed away, yesterday. I'm sorry.
    the boy stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street.
    The next day:
    At her Funeral
    The boy asks to speak.
    Boy: A few days before i received a note from her. (he reads the note.) and i wanted to tell her before she left that I loved her, i love her. i loved her for a long time. and there is nothing i can do now. nothing. all i can say is i love you and now your gone.. I wish i could change that. The Boy starts crying and so does everyone else.
    The Boy ends up marrying her friend that told her to break up with him. When he found that out that she did that, he killed himself to be with The Girl. He was 28.
    REPOST or you will have bad luck in love for 28 years.
    RePoSt and somebody will tell you they love you tomorrow and you will get good news tonight at midnight.
    Repost if you have a heart and want to find a cure for all serious diseases including cancer..
    Repost for all of the people who fear death is at there door
    Repost for people with cancer
    ..I'm reposting this....

  9. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    That confusing moment when you are looking at the top quotes and in your head your thinking "I don't remember faving these quotes."

  10. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Notice how the kardshians compain that they have to go on the today show -_- .......I WOULD KILL TO BE ON THE TODAY SHOW!!!!

  11. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Me and Friends's Saturday night plans.....
    1) Sit on the coutch and stare at our skype contacts untill someone says hi to us.
    2) Ask dad how to spell orange.
    3) Laf becuase dad told us how to spell oragne.
    4) Makeing chocolate milk.
    5) Be angary becasue someone ate my speacial maceroni.
    6) Have dad lie to me and tell me it was my sister.
    7) To try to write on my sister's wall for eating my maceroni.
    8) Find out my dad ate my maceroni.
    9) Yell at dad for eating my maceroni.
    10) Sit on the coutch.
    11) Watch Friend try to make a jump rope out of a blanket.
    12) Watch friend fall multiple times trying to use blanket as a jump rope.
    13) Laf at friend.
    14) Compair hot chocolate resipies.
    15) Be happy becasue we both have awesome slippers, that look like people on Jersy Shore should be waering them.
    16) Stalk peole on witty.
    17) make this list.
    18) Fall asleep at 8 aclock watching some unpopular show.
    wow we need to get a life

  12. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Okay, its new years eve and you and your friends are trying to pass time by bowling in the hall way with plastic bowling balls and pins.
    Erin: YES!!! 8 outa 10!!
    Mary: YAY!!! 9 out of 10!!!
    Fiona: AWESOME!!! 7 outa 10!!!
    Me: Crap this game is made for 5 year olds and I can't nock down 10 plastic pins!!!!
    Mary: Lets just start over.
    Me: No this just got serious!!! *Grabbing a excersize ball and chucking it at the 10 platsic pins*
    .......YES!!!! 10 outa of 10!!!! What now homies!!!

  13. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    when peolpe say "Just follow your instict to find the one you love" or "Just follow your heart to find the one you love"
    I reply with "I follow my stomach to the fridge and find my true love....pie -_-"

  14. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    this is the story of my life.........
    Walking into the band room: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NNOOOOO!!!!
    Walking into the cafiteria: I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!!!!!
    Walking into the local grocery store: YOU SMILE I SMILE OOHHHHWWWOOAAAHHOOWHOAA!!

  15. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    The only thing that can out shine the sun is your smile, so go ahead...you can turn off the sun but you will never stop shining.

  16. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    jkkjsbvfhjbsjlhbv lov e fkja
    jkfhajkdhf stands kjflakkfj
    hsdkjv out lfgvdsjkfhalfhs

  17. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    She liked him....
    He didn't.....
    She wanted him.....
    He didn't.....
    She didn't know if she could live without him.....
    He did.....
    He loved her,
    He needed her,
    He knew he would die without her.
    <3

  18. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Ony awesome Ninja can read this ---> mmmmmm Mini Weats

  19. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 9:11am UTC
    I think people who hate on Justin Bieber are just jelous of his hair :)

  20. Jcurr593 Jcurr593
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 8:44am UTC
    That awkward moment when...you have a secret hand shake with two of your friends and then you relies the two friends are dating each other.

:)

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