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  1. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    my favorite
    p o p s i c l e
    flavour is plain.
    because that way,
    you can imagine
    imagine any
    flavour you want.
    all mine.

  2. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When;
    a pedo gets your
    s k i n n y
    jeans o ff.
    all mine.

  3. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 11:47am UTC
    un-faving a quote
    because you
    diddnt notice
    it had
    69
    favs.
    nmf

  4. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    those skype calls
    that go on for hours
    but don't get boring.♥

  5. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    enough about my bum
    more about my willy.
    willy bum bum♥

  6. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    I remember when barbie
    was the only girl
    who was fake,
    but honey, your the original.
    all mine.

  7. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    brb off to walk my pet
    u n i c o r n . ♥
    nmf.

  8. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    i am 74% obsessed with my looks.
    I own:
    [x] hair straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [X ] mousse
    [ x] hairspray
    [ x] gel
    [x ] other sprays
    [ x] bobby pins
    [ x] hair clips
    [ x] hair ties
    [ x] round barrel brush
    [ x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [x] I have dyed my hair
    [] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL: 13
    Eyes:
    [x] black eyeliner
    [x ] other color eyeliner
    [ x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [] fake eyelashes
    [x] eyelash curler
    [ x] eye shimmer
    [ ] contacts
    [x] stunna shades
    [x] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL:8
    Lips/Teeth:
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink lip gloss
    [x] lipstick
    [ x] chap stick
    [x] lip plumper
    [x] electric toothbrush
    [x] teeth whitener
    [] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 7
    Complexion/Overall Face:
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [x] cover up
    TOTAL: 7
    Nails:
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [] nail buffer
    [] cuticle remover
    [] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [x] fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    TOTAL: 7
    OVERALL TOTAL: 37
    Now multiply your number by 2
    Then repost as I am % obsessed with

  9. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    you see the 'happiest' girl in your year
    make depressing witty quotes.
    nmf.

  10. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 1:52pm UTC
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    September 19, 2011 2:50pm UTC
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  12. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    now the story of us
    looks a lot like a tragedy now.
    taylor swift.♥
    nmf.

  13. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    you have a smile
    that could
    LIGHT UP
    this whole town.♥

  14. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    he said he wanted a
    longer hug.
    and to never let go♥

  15. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    The fuckmylife momet your bestfriend finds your witty. <|3

  16. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    they both love me.
    or so they say..
    who should i believe?
    the one i havnt seen
    properly in 5 years
    but says he's loved me
    since kindergarten..
    or my best friend.
    who says he would
    do anything for me.
    <|3
    fav♡ for kindergarten
    comment♡ for the best friend.
    nmf.

  17. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    If I Was A Disney Princess I'd Be Mulan♡
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [X] You love to dress up
    [] You love animals
    [X] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [X] Your mom is really strict
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [X] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [X] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [] You have blonde hair
    TOTAL: 5
    Belle:
    [X] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest
    [] You love to read
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [X] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [] You have done volunteer work
    [X] You have a wild imagination
    [] You love to take care of people in need
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty (girls)
    [X] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
    TOTAL: 4
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important
    [] You are very clever
    [X] You’ve been with someone way different from you
    [X] You’re unique and different from everyone else
    [X] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
    [] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends
    [X] You’re independent
    [] You are wealthy
    [X]Your parents try to control your life
    TOTAL:5
    Ariel
    [X] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    [X]You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [] You collect something
    [X]You have/had long, hair
    [X]You have/had a pet fish
    [] You’re extremely curious
    [] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    TOTAL:4
    Snow White:
    [X] You know that you’re beautiful
    [] You like taking care of others.
    [X] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [X] You’ve almost been killed
    [X] You have at least seven good friends
    [] You’ve had food poisoning
    [X] You have/had short hair
    [] You get along with almost everyone
    [X] All of your friends are different
    [X] You love to have a good time
    [X] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL: 7
    Mulan:
    [X] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] People wish you could be a bit more girly
    [X]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [X] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [X] You have/had considered running away from home
    [X] Your parents try to plan your life out
    [X] A lot of your friends are boys
    [X] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [X] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL:8
    Aurora
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
    [] You almost died at a very young age
    [] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
    []You have a decent singing voice
    [X] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
    [] You’re adopted
    [X] You’re very romantic
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors
    TOTAL: 2
    Pocahontas
    [X] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [] You are more spiritual than religious
    [X] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [X] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [X] Your parents are very protective of you
    [] Someone you know has been in war
    []You love nature
    [X]You have/had black hair
    [] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    [X] You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL: 6
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in blank with one you have highest total in)

  18. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    you said you'd never let go.
    and when you did i had to
    pretend not to care. <|3

  19. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    i love the feeling when;
    some one favs
    your quote so you know people are reading them♡♡

  20. Jazzyx3 Jazzyx3
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    love is like a roller coaster,
    once you have completed the ride,
    you want to go again.♡
    nmf/nmq<3

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