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  1. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    kissing test<3 1.hold you breath 2.click add a quote 3.copy and past this quote 4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser yeeah buddy.(;

  2. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    "I just want to be friends."
    Worst Line you could ever hear from the one you Love.

  3. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    ♥TRUE STORY
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    (PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  4. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 3:11am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
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    August 26, 2011 3:06am UTC
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  6. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 2:42am UTC
    Life isn't Burger King, You can't always have it your way.

    ♥

  7. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    Say " Alpha Kenny Body" mad loud
    Fave if you get it 8)

  8. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Why is it that I start
    getting pimples
    looking like I gained 10 pounds,
    having my hair look like crap,
    looking as red as a lobster,
    a week before school starts .
    -________-

  9. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    Bye.
    I just can't live anymore.
    <|3

  10. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    I just want to suicide, And I know no one cares and no one understands but It's the best thing right now. I know it is.

  11. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 11:43am UTC
    Does Phineas And Ferb's Mom just go food shopping every day ?
    "/

  12. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 4:48am UTC
    I Should Be Sleeping...
    To Bad I'm Not.

  13. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 4:34am UTC
    I really just need a Witty GuyFriend,
    A sweet one Though.

  14. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 3:53am UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you
    I hate these things, but i was thinking about someone the whole time so I had to repost it(;

  15. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 3:38am UTC
    Can't Sleep with you on my Mind .

  16. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Thank God I found the Good in Goodbye .

  17. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Boys are like Stray Dogs,
    Give them what they want, and they never return.

  18. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    All I need in Life:
    Ramen Noodles, My Laptop, and My Phone.

  19. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    Whenever I find the key to "Love"
    Someone always decides to change the locks.

  20. JazzyBoo JazzyBoo
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    Tornado,
    Earthquake,
    Hurricane.
    2012 is slowly Approaching...

:)

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