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Member Since: 4 Apr 2011 09:03am

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Hi. My name is Jared.
Apparently, this site doesn't have many male users. Despite feeling a bit awkward (and embarrassed, I might add..) due to the obvious lack of witty guys, I fail to find anything wrong for a male to be using Witty Profiles so I most likely will continue to make quotes. However, I will not frequent this site as much due to college preparation (there, you have an idea of my age range). Thank you for 'following' (unfamiliar with the term..) and the favorites. I am glad that some girls 'love' my quotes, finding them to be 'sweet' but at the same time, I would like to admit the disappointing fact that not every single quote I make refers to an actual incident in reality, such as quote #2647423. And welcome to my vacant, deserted profile, which I have not the slightest idea how to 'beautify' or 'decorate'. Sorry if you find it less interesting than white wallpaper.
I hope my quotes are to your liking.

Jared
posted a quote
April 6, 2011 6:24am UTC

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Jared
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 7:31am UTC

i'm not just some awkward, introverted freak
sitting next to you in History class
i'm some awkward, introverted freak
sitting next to you in History class
who's helplessly in love with you.
x

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Jared
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 12:22am UTC

at 11:11 last night,
i suddenly had the urge to
text the girl who sits next
to me in English class.
She texted back:
"it finally came true."
★
//redone. o:

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Jared
posted a quote
April 4, 2011 10:22am UTC

This is pretty
embarrassing,
but I think I just
unconsciously smiled
from thinking
about your
smile.
Is this what
they call
love?

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Jared
posted a quote
April 4, 2011 9:56am UTC

Dear All Witty Girls,
I'm beginning to understand.
And I apologize on behalf of 90% of the male gender.
You deserve better.
Sincerely, One Witty Boy.

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Jared
posted a quote
April 4, 2011 9:51am UTC

I'm sorry.
I don't think I can catch a grenade for you.
Nor throw my hand on the blade for you.
I'm not brave enough to jump in front of a train for you either.
And I doubt that I can take a bullet straight through my brain.
But there's one thing I think I can do.
I can love you with all my heart.

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