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  1. JamieLynn JamieLynn
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    April 13, 2010 11:02am UTC
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  4. luckygf333 luckygf333
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 10:58am UTC
    Why Me?! #1
    Why does heartbreak have to hurt so much? Well, I don't think anyone could answer that question. My name is Holly Greene. I'm 19 years old, and I work at Shanay's Boutique. I live in Augusta, Maine. I go to college at Orono. I'm 5'11, with pin straight brown hair. I have lavender eyes, natural... it's very weird. I'm tan and skinny and I'm single. :/
    One day I was at Shanay's mending a shirt, and sitting at the register. Shanay was out for the day, so I had to run the place myself. It was a bright, beautiful Saturday morning. A young man walked in, about 20 I'd say. He was veryyy cute. He was wearing a black DC hat and his shiny brown hair curled up from underneath it. He had bright bright blue eyes, and was tan. He was about 6'4. He walked up to me. "Hey" he said. "Hey, can I help you with anything?" I said. He was SOOO dreamy. "Yeah, I need help with a problem I have..." "Okay, what's your problem?" "My problem is tonight I have nothing to do, I'm really bored, and I need to know what time a beautiful lady gets out of work" he said with a smile and a wink. "Oh, me?" I said. He laughed "No, your dog... Yes of course you!! And by the way the name's Jayson." "6:30, meet you at Lucky Garden in Hallowell at 8:00?" I said. "Yeah sure why not! I'll pick you up at 7:45, write down your address" he said and slid over a piece of paper and a pen. I wrote down my name, number, and address and handed it to him. He wrote his name on my hand and left. Well, I have a date tonight!

  5. xokriskrisxo xokriskrisxo
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 10:46am UTC
    you can underestimate me if you want.
    in fact, you can think whatever you want.
    x but x you're x gonna x regret x it x when x i x
    do all the things you thought i couldn't.
    i'll make sure i get the last laugh.

  6. Rachel_Loves_Yous15 Rachel_Loves_Yous15
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 10:48am UTC
    Two highschool guys screaming
    "WOOOOOP!"
    *really* high pitched...
    then do some wierd chest bump thing in the hall.
    as I walk by, a janitor says
    "Must be mating season"
    under his breath.
    That guy is the coolest person I have ever met.
    True story.

  7. rainbow_veins rainbow_veins
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 10:47am UTC
    i'msofuckingdone
    with everything and everyone.

  8. iitsXxlexiieee iitsXxlexiieee
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2010 1:09pm UTC
    i'll try not to cry, i'll try my very best.
    i'll keep saying to myself, you were never like the rest.
    i'll keep believing you l o v e | m e , and only me.
    i'll keep saying it was forever and always meant to be.
    am i really who you love? i've been confused these days.
    just admit you changed your mind.
    just admit you've changed your ways.
    this was not how it's suppose to end.
    ..tell me, is it my best friend?

  9. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2010 11:08am UTC
    Miley Cyrus:
    Someone who could kill Chuck Norris with her singing.
    No Jocking! Also no offense to those who like her...My cousin came up w/ it and I found it funny =]

  10. TheIzzy123 TheIzzy123
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2010 11:58am UTC
    Baby
    You're so g o o d to me ~<3

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