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  1. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 8:22pm EDT
    Dear people,
    I'm not going to talk about boys.
    Or girls.
    Or Justin Beiber.
    Not even Black Ops.
    Or heartbreak.
    You know what I'm going to talk about?
    Turtles.
    Because everyone likes turtles.
    Especially when they're awkward.

    nmf/nmq

  2. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 7:21pm EDT
    Congratulations,
    You broke the unbreakable girl.
    The worst part is, I don't know how to fix her.

    nmf. witty screwed up spacing :/ i love you Suzanne.

  3. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 11:06am EDT
    Random Fact: #2
    Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine
    NMf

  4. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 9:40pm EDT
    Random Fact:
    It takes 32 muscles to frown,
    and only 7 to smile
    NMf - FB

  5. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 5:10pm EDT
    Edward: I could kill you in seconds, so shut up.Jacob: What are you going to do? Sparkle me to death?

  6. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 3:46pm EDT
    MATH QUESTION:14 plums cost 2.00,How much do 50 plums cost? MY ANSWER:Who the hell buys 50 plums?

  7. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:45pm EDT
    Spending 20 minutes creating a text to send to "him" and never sending it because you don't want to annoy him. mine?

  8. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:34pm EDT
    Girl: "Yay! School's out!" Boy: "We still have finals." Girl: "Thanks for killing it."mine:)

  9. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 9:27pm EDT
    The Lonely Island'nuff said.

  10. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 3:58pm EDT
    [A]VAILABLE: Yep
    [B]IRTHDAY: March 12
    [C]RUSH: a certain person :P
    [D]RINK YOU LAST HAD: Water
    [E]ASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO:Sarah & Jackie
    F]AVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC: Rock.
    [G]UMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy worms
    [H]OMETOWN: CP
    [ I ]NSTRUMENT(s): none :D
    [J]UICE: APPLE :D
    [K]ILLED SOMEONE: heh...heh...
    [L]ONGEST TRIP: one week, 3 cities :D
    [M]ILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolatee
    [N]UMBER OF SIBLINGS:3
    [O]NE WISH: hm..
    [P]ERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST: Mom
    [Q]UIET OR LOUD?: both
    [R]EASONS TO LAUGH: My friends(:
    [S]ONG YOU LAST HEARD: Paper Heart- All American Rejects
    [T]IME YOU WOKE UP?: 9:00
    [U]MBRELLA:uuh,sure?
    [V]EGETABLE(S): om nom nom
    [W]EARING: jeans, black tshirt, baseball hat
    [X]-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: my lungs
    [Y]OUR FAVORITE ANIMAL: jaguar
    [Z ]ODIAC SIGN: Pisces

  11. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 8:12pm EDT
    SSo Sof Soft Softb Softba Softbal SoftballSoftbal Softba Softb Soft Sof So S Live it. Love it. Play it. S

  12. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 4:20pm EDT
    Creepy=Your sister's ex boyfriend coming into your backyard at three in the morning. With a PLANT.

  13. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 1:40pm EDT
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  14. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 6:09pm EDT
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
    you text him, and everyone in your entire contact list decide to text you.
    Except him.
    mine<3

  15. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 2:02pm EDT
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  16. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 6:24pm EDT
    Should I give up,
    Or should I just keep chasin' pavements?
    Even if it leads nowhere
    Or would it be a waste
    Even if I knew my place
    Should I leave it there
    Should I give up,
    Or should I just keep chasin' pavements
    Even if it leads nowhere
    I build myself up
    And fly around in circles
    Waitin' as my heart drops
    not mine
    in one of those moods. i would write you a letter, and tell you everything. but no. i cant, for reasons unknown.

  17. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 9:34pm EDT
    Epic= ♥ Warm clothes right from the dryer on a cold day...

  18. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 9:20pm EDT
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you find out
    you're adopted from China
    ...and you're not even Chinese

  19. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 1:07pm EDT
    I'm on witty....
    in school...
    in typing class >:)

  20. xoxolautnersgrlxoxo xoxolautnersgrlxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 7:31pm EDT
    did you know:
    Kissing is healthy
    Bananas are good for cramps
    Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    Its true. Guys DO insult you when they like you.
    Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually makes it feel better.
    89% of guys want girls to make the first move.
    Girls love it when guys hug them from behind the waist.
    Chocolate makes you better.
    Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
    Guys think its cute when girls mess up.
    nmf. not mine.

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