Witty Profiles

James56

yourcool
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June 14, 2012 8:03pm UTC
Everyone has that scary nightmare
from your childhood that you still remember

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audreyann
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June 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
iCarly
*fixing the elevator*
Spencer: "How long will this take?"
Guy: "I don't know...three or four."
Spencer: "Four what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
Guy: "Yeah, maybe five."
Spencer: "Five what?!"
Guy: "Look buddy, I'm just a dancer."

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