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J4M13

Status: Slipknot.

Member Since: 20 Feb 2013 05:39pm

Last Seen: 29 Mar 2015 03:04pm

Birthday: May 4

Location: United Kingdom baby;)

Gender: F

user id: 350838

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J4M13
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 7:09pm UTC

"There’s the idea that you can’t truly know happiness until you know sadness, so how can you heal yourself unless you’ve hurt yourself?"

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J4M13
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 5:31pm UTC

I hope you know how much you have just ripped me apart,
and now, I'm the one having to sew myself back together

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September 30, 2013 5:22pm UTC

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J4M13
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September 22, 2013 5:36pm UTC

"My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, frisky women and I did not kill anyone."
~Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Series 2, Episode 7, "The usual suspects."

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J4M13
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:05pm UTC

To this day
despite a loving husband
she doesn’t think she’s beautiful
because of a birthmark
that takes up a little less than half of her face
kids used to say she looks like a wrong answer
that someone tried to erase
but couldn’t quite get the job done
and they’ll never understand
that she’s raising two kids
whose definition of beauty
begins with the word mom
because they see her heart
before they see her skin
that she’s only ever always been amazing
~To this day, Shane Koyczan~

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J4M13
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 2:10pm UTC

How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.

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J4M13
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 3:23pm UTC

User: Don't be silly.
Cleverbot: I am so silly.
User: Did you wrap your willy?
Cleverbot: No, I whale finned.

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J4M13
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 2:38pm UTC

A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body.

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J4M13
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 5:10pm UTC

That's the thing about pain, It demands to be felt.
Nmf

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J4M13
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:42pm UTC

We're all 50 shades of f/cked up.

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J4M13
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June 2, 2013 1:25pm UTC

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night and she said:
“If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your hair cut, you’d look alright.”
So I said:
“If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”

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J4M13
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 4:49pm UTC

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

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J4M13
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Sometimes i feel like i'm slowly fading away

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May 30, 2013 8:47pm UTC

"hey kids! lets play a game!! what starts with f and ends in uck?"
'firetruck'
"no it was f/ck; welcome to the real world son"

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J4M13
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 1:34pm UTC

I'm just scared that one day you'll:
Meet a girl who's prettier than me,
And you'll fall for her,
And you'll
{forget}
About
how much i love you,
and how i waited for you,
willing
to risk everything i have
to have you,
and just to call you
mine
because you're all i've ever wanted.
And you're all i need.
But if you find her,
that girl who's
P e r f e c t
Then i'll of lost
The best person to of ever walked
Into my life

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J4M13
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 3:47pm UTC

A baby is God's way of showing that
life should go on.

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J4M13
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April 17, 2013 2:42pm UTC

I was going to make a joke about s|uts, but then i realised, that would be wh0rable.

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J4M13
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 6:46pm UTC

Nothing is impossible,
the word itself says
'im possible'
☑
Well, if you're talking in literal terms then i guess such things as walking on the sun are impossible. But let's not go into that.

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J4M13
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Wow, i knew you could be cruel, but isn't telling me to die a bit excessive?

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J4M13
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 3:02pm UTC

We live and we die.
we hurt and we cry.
we love and we break
we sleep and we wake
We try and succeed
Or fall to the ground
Because everyone's different,
But some are stronger
Whilst others are weak
It depends how you're made
And how you can keep
And on the secrets you hide
and on the flow of the tide
If it all gets too much
You might fall and die
My original poem about my portrayal of life♥

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