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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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April 13, 2013 11:39am UTC

Imagine if you suddenly woke up and your whole life had been a dream,
and you're actually a completely different person living a different life in a different world.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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April 15, 2013 11:49am UTC

Perfect guys don't exi-
Hi I'm Steve and I made witty profiles.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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April 15, 2013 2:20pm UTC

What is it called when your crush has crush on you too?
IMAGINATION!

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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April 27, 2013 11:48am UTC

The best way to make somebody remember you,
borrow money from them.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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April 27, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Walk into the club like “What’s the wifi password”

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 10:11am UTC

Hello, My name is:
Shh...I'd tell you, but that would give away my secret spy identity

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 10:15am UTC

Hold your
mouse over
this quote

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 9:21am UTC

My grandmother is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him!

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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May 27, 2013 10:02am UTC

My voice is normal when I talk to strangers
But when I'm with my friends I turn into Morgan Freeman

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 10:16am UTC

One time my teacher who has a monobrow asked me
“What the hell did you do to your hair?”
Because I had a blonde streak through it and I said
“What the hell did you do to your eyebrow?”
And he sent me outside.

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