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stardoll8900
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May 20, 2012 3:46am UTC

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when peple call me a bra stffer i just say:
"yeah i stuff my bra. WITH MY BOOBS"
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soccerloverx03x
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March 13, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Studying:
The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Us i n g t h e wor d " thingy"
W h e n y o u c a n ' t r e m e m b e r w h a t s o m e t h i n g is c a l l e d

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 8:23pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you cant tell if a person is
a guy or girl.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 9:36pm UTC

We all have that one
friend whos dad scares the heck out of you.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC

*Opens pack of gum"
BAM! Everyone is your best friend.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Dear witty,
You should feel special. I'm always choosing you over sleep.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Spending a half hour;
just trying to find a new profile picture.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Pretending to care about
a teachers personal life, to waste time in their class.
format credit: jade672

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 9:41pm UTC

☼
who else can't wait for
summer 2012?

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Birthday then:
Wow! Look at all of these presents!
Birthday now:
Wow! Look at all of these notifications
my old quote(:♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC

I have always
secretly wanted to pull the fire alarm at school
anyone else?

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC

I love it when I buy a bag of air
and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:49pm UTC

Boyfriend:
"What would you do if you got into my bed?"
Girlfriend:
"Is it comfortable?"
Boyfriend:
"Yes;)"
Girlfriend:
"I'd sleep."

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:31pm UTC

When your pen runs out:
5% calmly putting it away and getting a new one.
95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!

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liaxoxo123
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November 23, 2011 5:10pm UTC

if you fight with your bestfriend every day you guys are not friends end of story.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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thatswutshesaid
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May 6, 2012 2:15pm UTC

"She's so flatchested she has to wear a pushup bra!"
... don't you have to have something to push up?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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