Isthistaken

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Member Since: 2 Oct 2011 05:44pm

Last Seen: 27 Jul 2012 03:13pm

user id: 223276

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Hey! I'm one of those Witty guys that creeps. But don't worry, i don't like stalk you or anything. I like Snowboarding and the internet. Pretty much nothing else about me except my name. But i'm not going to tell you that, lol. My friends call me Little Dude (Dead giveaway for some). I also Never use chatspeak.* I love bright colors! I love musicals and theatre, Music is basically my life <3 My favorite song is Shuffle by Bombay Bicycle Club or That Green Gentleman (Things have changed) By P!ATD.

*Except for ^ Right up there.

Isthistaken
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Hey I just met you, and this is CRAZY!
But I'm on bath salts, so i'm a zombie!
And police officers, try to taze me, but i'm so hungry,
Your face looks tasty!

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Isthistaken
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Happy Star wars day...
And May the 4th be with you all!

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Isthistaken
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Girl: Hey, i just met you, and this is crazy! But here's my number, so call me maybe?
Guy: Hey I just met you, i think you're crazy! And I have a knife, so don't come near me.

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Isthistaken
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 10:28am UTC

My tears drip down
to your hospital gown.
The salty taste of goodbye.
I promised myself
that I wouldn't cry
But it's become too much to bear.
The peaceful look upon your face
although you're gone
Without a trace.

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Isthistaken
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Dear all women,
Do you think looking like a duck makes you look more attractive?
Because it doesn't.
So stop the duckfaces. For the sake of humanity.
Sincerely, All men

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Isthistaken
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 7:35pm UTC

PEOPLE
need to learn to
TRUST
other people instead of
JUDGING
on past expirience.

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Isthistaken
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Bending a paperclip and feeling like you can kill the world with your Superstrength.
*insert F*** Yea rage face here*

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Isthistaken
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 5:51pm UTC

Does anyone else besides me hate Comic Sans?

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