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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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October 27, 2012 6:08am UTC

Dad: (singing something to my little brother) Fohhezahohypanyo Fohhezahohypanyo
Me: What's he saying? jalapenyo?
Mum: ....
Mum: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Me: (confused) WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
Mum: he's... HAHAHAHA he's singing 'for he's a jolly good fellow'

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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October 18, 2012 2:19am UTC

My friends and I are learning morse code so we can tap answers out to each other during exams ;)

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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October 18, 2012 2:16am UTC

Wouldn't it be awsome if somebody invented a pen that could copy and paste?

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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October 14, 2012 2:30am UTC

Who ever said life was fair?

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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October 14, 2012 2:26am UTC

The Truth
What's mean is keeping it,
Not telling it.

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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September 18, 2012 5:37am UTC

never take advice from me
My friend: *crying her eyes out* OMG HE'S NEVER GOING TO LIKE ME WAHHHHHH!
Me: there there darling you'll be fine
My friend: *still crying* what do i do to make him like me?
Me:
My friend:
Me:
My friend:
Me:
My friend:
Me: Pffft how would i know * walks away then comes back* here give him this *gives her a c0000nd0000m*
My friend: are you f///ing kidding me?
Me: works instantly

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 27, 2012 4:04am UTC

Me:Oi, look at me!
Me:HEY, LOOK AT MEEE!
Me:*dances* LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME
Me:*falls over* OUCH!!!! look at me
Me:F***ING LOOK AT ME
Me:GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *Walks away*
Person:*looks*

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 26, 2012 2:06am UTC

I've always wanted to:
1. Eats ice-cream out of a mayonaise jar
2. Drink lemonade out of a toilet cleaner spray
3. Drink water out of a vodka bottle
4. Jump into a taxi a shout "FOLLOW THAT CAR!" to the driver.
5. Go into an elavator and say " have you wondered why i have gathered you here today?"
6. Trust-falls to random people in random places
7. ..... Yeah i've got nothing else 7 is just my lucky number

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 26, 2012 1:57am UTC

God: *Makes man*
God: Nah i can do better
God: *Makes woman*
God: That's more like it :)

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 26, 2012 1:49am UTC

The assumption song
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*ck yourself!

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 26, 2012 1:44am UTC

For sale. Friendship necklaces. Second hand.
Format: twilightgirl995

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 26, 2012 1:42am UTC

Left behind, for someone new. Alone
Format: twilightgirl995

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 26, 2012 1:40am UTC

Sadness hidden behind a fake smile
Format: twilightgirl995

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 26, 2012 1:34am UTC

We were friends for 5 years.
She has depression.
Back then i felt sorry for her.
She started the fight over a little thing (not the first time).
We would always get over it.
And now she blames me.
BFF
Enemies

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 8, 2012 5:25am UTC

Call a girl pretty and she'll remeber it for a moment.
Call a girl ugly she'll remember it
forever.
Format:twilightgirl995

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 8, 2012 5:23am UTC

Son: Dad i had a little problem at school today but i solved it :)
Dad: Thats nice
Son: Oh yeah and heres your gun
Dad: ...

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 8, 2012 5:10am UTC

When asking for money:
5 years old: Mum can i have some money?
Mum: Awwww here have $50
10 years old: Mum can i have some money?
Mum: Go do the chores!
15 years old: mum can i have some money?
Mum: go get a job at McDonalds or something!
20 Years old: *has a proper carreer and earns big bucks*
Mum: can i have some money?
50+: can i have some money? *gets pensionair money from the government*

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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August 5, 2012 4:31am UTC

fact #275
Bad mistakes make great stories

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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July 23, 2012 2:02am UTC

Yo u ' r e b e s t f r i e n d i s t h e o n l y p e r s o n y o u c a n b e a
c o m p l e t e i d i o t w i t h i n p u b l i c .
Format: twilightgirl995

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
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July 23, 2012 1:57am UTC

I'd rather have no friends than just a bunch of fake ones.
Format: twilightgirl995

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