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  1. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 5:21pm UTC
    have you ever...?
    bold the ones you've done
    - graduated high school
    - smoked a cigarette
    - gotten so drunk you passed out
    - rode every ride at an amusement park
    - collected something really stupid
    - gone to a rock concert
    - helped someone
    - gone fishing
    - watched four movies in one night
    - gone long periods of time without sleep
    - snorted cocaine
    - failed a class
    - smoked weed
    - dealt drugs
    - been in a car accident
    - been in a tornado
    - done hard drugs
    - watched someone die
    - been to a funeral
    - burned yourself on accident
    - ran a marathon
    - cried yourself to sleep
    - spent $200+ dollars in one day
    - flown on an airplane
    - cheated on someone
    - been cheated on
    - written a ten page letter
    - gone skiing
    - been sailing
    - cut yourself by accident
    - cut yourself on purpose
    - had a best friend
    - lost a loved one
    - shoplifted something
    - been to jail
    - skipped school
    - skipped a class
    - had detention
    - gotten in trouble for something you didn't do
    - stolen books from the library
    - gone to a foreign country
    - dropped out of school
    - been in a mental hospital
    - watched the harry potter movies
    - had an online diary
    - fired a gun
    - had a yard sale
    - had a lemonade sale
    - actually made money at the lemonade sale
    - been in a school play
    - been fired from a job
    - taken a lie detector test
    - swam with dolphins
    - gone to sea world
    - voted for someone on a reality tv show
    - written poetry
    - read more than 20 books in a year
    - gone to europe
    - loved/liked someone you can't have
    - used a coloring book over age twelve
    - had surgery
    - had stitches
    - taken a taxi
    - seen the washington monument
    - had more than five online conversations going at once
    - overdosed
    - had a drug or alcohol problem
    - been in a fist fight
    - suffered any form of abuse
    - gone surfing in california
    - had a hamster
    - pet a wild animal
    - used a credit card
    - did spirit day at your school
    - dyed your hair
    - got a tattoo
    - had something pierced
    - got straight a's
    - been on the honor roll
    - known someone with hiv or aids
    - drank alcohol
    - cried when someone died
    - felt someone up/got felt up
    - kissed someone
    - went farther than kissing someone
    - been in love
    - been heartbroken
    - missed your ex

  2. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 5:10pm UTC
    True love is Love.
    But Love is not True Love.

  3. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    Don't you ever just feel alone?

  4. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    Don't you hate when your parents get mad at you for not
    putting silverware in the right spots in the utencils drawer.
    Yeah I'm lazy, but at least I'm not:
    1. Doing Drugs
    2. Getting Pregnant
    3. Sleeping Around
    4. Making Out With EVERY Guy I See
    5. Getting Bad Grades
    6. Being A Complete Spoiled Brat
    So don't take my phone away when I don't do at least one of those
    6 things. AT LEAST I DID THE DISHES.

  5. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    I seriously think that people need
    to have more respect for each other.
    Girls especially.

  6. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 5:34pm UTC
    today in school, we took this Aptitude test, placing us into different kids of classes.
    you're only supposed to come out as 1 or two classes.
    after the test, my results came in and a teacher pulled me aside. she told me i had gotten 5 results on the test, which was unheard of.
    apparently, i'm now Divergent.

  7. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 8:26pm UTC
    girls to my face: ilysm! you're so sweet! you're perfect ohmygosh can i be you
    girls behind my back: omfg she's so ugly and such a s//t. why does she even have friends? i hate her. she's so fat she suffocates anyone near her.

  8. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 5:56pm UTC
    Things I Want in a Guy:
    - He must be Divergent
    - He must have won the Hunger Games
    - He must be a cute Wizard
    - He must be a dark-haired Demigod
    - He must rule a Kindom with his brother and sisters
    - He must have the last name "Maddox"
    - He must have a name that's part of Nightingale
    Well, there goes my chances of getting married.
    #oOPS

  9. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 11:52am UTC
    Anyone else excited for Divergent?
    Literally peed myself at the movie theatre when I saw the preview.

  10. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    my new years resolution: to not eat so much junk foods. they're unhealthy
    junk food: ...
    mom: ...
    cat: ...
    me: *eats everything in sight that looks good*
    me: lol f//k it.

  11. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 8:52pm UTC
    "Suicide does not end the chances of life getting worse,
    suicide eliminates the possibility of it ever getting better."

  12. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    learn to love
    yourself;
    and others,
    will soon love you;
    too.

  13. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    PUT THE KNIFE DOWN.
    It's not worth it! You're too beautiful. You're perfect the way you are! F//K THIS D//M SOCIETY! Don't risk it. Just drop the blade, knife, or broken glass. It's going to be okay, you know? This road always seems like it's rocky and a bad trail when really, it isn't.. I promise that your life will be good. It will get better.You'll be smart, beautiful, any man's definition of perfect. A miracle will happen to you. It may seem like it's out of no where or unplanned. But really, it isn't. Even if you think it won't come, think of it like a blessing in disguise. It happens to everyone. Stay strong beautiful. :)
    YOU'LL FIND HOPE♥

  14. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Me: *Puts earbuds in*
    Me: *Turns up music really loud*
    Family: *Trying to talk to me*
    Me: *Sees mouths moving*
    Mom: *Yelling at me to take our earbuds*
    Me: What? o.e
    Mom: *Facepalm*

  15. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Me: Hey, Mariam what day is it?
    Mariam: Wednesday.
    Me: Nooo, what DAYYY is it.
    Mariam: Wednesday, I just told you.
    Me: I MEANT THE NUMBER, SMART ONE.
    Mariam: You could have just asked! It's the 26th
    Me: Yeah. .-.

  16. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 9:41am UTC
    Me: Oh my god. I'm here...
    Me: Don't take too long!
    *Drives up to Wendy's Drive thru*
    Person: Hello, may I take your order please.
    *Breathes in heavily*
    Me: I'd like one plain cheeseburger, a side
    of fries, and a large chocolate shake.
    Person: Is that all?
    *Tears in my eyes like life is complete*
    Me: *Sniffles* Yes..
    This quote is inspired by: ChocoTaco bc she's perfect. c:

  17. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    I've always wanted to love someone
    who is good enough for me. Someone who makes me happy...
    Someone who makes me be myself. I want a person that lets me be true. I don't want that relationship where my boyfriend and I are the perfect friggen couple around school. I want honesty. I want true love. I want a thriving relationship. But we don't live in a world like that. We love in a world of hearbreak and meaningless relationships. So, maybe I won't actually get my idea of a perfect relationship, but maybe I'll get something special. My version of Prince Charming.♡

  18. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 8:56am UTC
    Teacher: I'm coming around to check homework!
    Teacher: So take it out please!
    Me: *Raises Hand*
    Me: I didn't do it.
    Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA. stupid.
    Teacher: You won't go to college at all!
    Parents: You won't succeed in life! How disgraceful.
    Me: Guys it's homework. Chill the f//ck down.

  19. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    Sometimes I think I don't need you, then I turn around and realize you were all that I had.

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