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IrishGurl

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Member Since: 11 Dec 2012 03:03pm

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  1. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    *Me coming home with a guy to work on a project*
    Mom: *Mouths* Is he your boyfriend!? :o
    Me: *Mouths* MOM! QUIET DOWN!
    Format: Witty Profiles & IrishGurl

  2. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 3:14am UTC
    An Extract From,
    Rejoining The Dots
    Chapter 9
    Okay, starting from TODAY I'm going to start living, again, just because my dad died, doesn't mean it's over, I still have my friends and my boyfriend Jeremy, I'll go to the park. Here I am walking to the park, it's all running ok, here it is, the park, I can see little girls playing fairies, and boys playing soccer. I can also see...my best-friend Carrie, she's with a guy, good for her! Wait....she's with Jeremy..maybe they just met in the park..? NO! JEREMY'S LEANING IN, NO, NO, NO ,NO! THEY KISSED! I run up to them, ‘WHAT THE HELL!’ I scream, ‘YOU SLÜÜTY FRIEND!’, ‘AND YOU! WHAT HAPPENED TO US?’ I add. ‘...Rocquelle...’ The two say..‘WHY!? YOU KNOW MY DAD JUST DIED!’. They stay silent.

  3. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    HI I'm Kate :')
    I like...
    Food Witty and Food
    Rest of Witty: Welcome home Kate :')

  4. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 11:25am UTC
    A song I wro te
    When you feel alone
    Just remember
    You will never be
    Alone baby
    When you feel like there's
    Just no hope for you
    Please do not feel like that
    Cos
    There's so much hope for you
    There's a star, shining bright for everyone!
    Just gotta hold on tight.
    Untill it comes!
    There's a star, shining bright for everyone!
    Just gotta..
    Hold on tight 'till it comes
    Yeh.....
    -I hope you like it. I only wrote a teeny weeny bit. Thanks..
    p.s It's called Shining Bright :P bye

  5. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Coco-cola went to town
    Diet Pepsi shot him down
    Dr.Pepper fizzed him up
    Now we're drinking 7up
    7up got the flew
    Now we're drinking mountain dew
    Mountain dew fell of the mountain
    Now we're drinking from a fountain
    But "OH NO" the fountain broke
    Now we're drinking cherry coke
    Cherry coke lost It's cherry
    Now we're drinking logan-berry
    Logan berry yelled "Oh dear!"
    Now we're drinking root beer
    Root beer, is such a stupid joke
    Hey!, let's go back to drinking coke!

  6. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 9:56am UTC
    A conforsation between me and Nikki Minaj would probably go like...
    Me: Why do you dress so weird and innapropriet, like seriously dude
    Nikki: Cos It make's me hot and s-xy!
    Me: I got all the hot and s-xy right here, look I wore a NONE WOLLY JUMPER! :O
    Nikki: You've so much to learn child..

  7. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 10:06am UTC
    He calls you up
    "It's over!"
    And you drown in your own tears.....
    © IrishGurl

  8. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:16am UTC
    Person at my house: Hey, do you have a bathroom?
    Me: No we sh/t in our front yard... DUHH!

  9. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:42am UTC
    today, I was checking my quote's
    When the quote said
    890 faves
    250 comments
    ..... Then I realisedI was on my brothers profile (is my font to secci ;])

  10. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 9:32am UTC
    today, I was checking my quote's
    When the quote said
    890 faves
    250 comments
    ..... Then I realisedI was on my brothers profile (is my font to secci ;])

  11. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 9:27am UTC
    I'm on my I pad. So please ignore my unpretty quotes for today x ;)

  12. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    She calls him up and says
    "Daddy when will you come home?"

  13. IrishGurl IrishGurl
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Me:THAT'S IT WERE TAKING THIS UP TO MY ROOM
    Fridge: ...fine

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