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Insults101

1. Insults101
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   Insults #8
   Don't p!ss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide bodies
   (I know it's not technically an insult but still)
   
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2. Insults101
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   Insults #7
   mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh either
   
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3. Insults101
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   March 18, 2012 2:41pm UTC
   Insults #6
   You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
   
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4. Insults101
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   March 18, 2012 2:31pm UTC
   Insults #5
   Hey what's that thing growing out your neck? Oh, my bad, it's your head
   
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5. Insults101
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   March 18, 2012 2:16pm UTC
   Insults #4
   Your face could turn Medusa to stone
   
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6. Insults101
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   March 18, 2012 2:13pm UTC
   Insults #3
   I heard you were a ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock
   
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7. Insults101
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   March 18, 2012 2:11pm UTC
   Insults #2
   Bozo the clown called, he wants his face paint back
   
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8. Insults101
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2012 2:08pm UTC
   Insults #1
   Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for indecent exposure.
   
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