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1. InsertAliasHere
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   I GAVE THAT
   BlTCH SOME
   LEGOLAS
   BlTCHES LOVE
   LEGOLAS
   
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2. InsertAliasHere
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 7:27pm UTC
   We'll probably
   never understand
   black holes
   or why some
   women fall
   deeply in
   love with
   douchebags
   
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3. InsertAliasHere
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   You know I hate you
   and your stupid belief system
   right?
   
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4. InsertAliasHere
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 11:49pm UTC
   But one word
   from you will
   silence me
   forever.
   
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5. InsertAliasHere
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 11:38pm UTC
   You have bewitched me body and soul.
   
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6. InsertAliasHere
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 12:44am UTC
   Logging off witty for today,
   I'll come back when you guys stop posting depressing stuff about conneticut.
   
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7. InsertAliasHere
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2012 12:41am UTC
   Why do all of you constantly have to be reminded of how beautiful or special you are?
   Is it really such a tragedy to just be average?
   Is there really something wrong with that?
   
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8. InsertAliasHere
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   " Are you ok?"
   " No. F/ck off."
   
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9. InsertAliasHere
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2012 12:27am UTC
   plot twist:
   what if
   nevercutyourbeautiful
   is actually
   wehatenevercutyourbeautiful
   
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10. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    People write
    songs about
    Boys like you.
    
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11. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    I never thought
    I'd die alone
    I laughed the loudest
    Who'd've known?
    
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12. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    You're
    all of my days
    
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13. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    Remember...
    My Life As Liz?
    
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14. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    Stacy cant
    you see?
    You're just not
    the girl for me.
    
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16. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:16am UTC
    I want to live with you.
    I want us to move into some sh/tty apartment together. We'll have a lumpy couch that one of my relatives gave us. We'll sit on it together and watch scary movies and play xbox.
    I'll paint the walls wacky colors, and we'll have a dog bigger then the both of us. Our kitchen will be small and we'll only have milk, peanut butter and jelly, and ramon noodles in our fridge. I'll cook for you as often as I can, and at first it'll taste really bad considering how terrible a cook I am. You'll take a few bites but we'll both break out into fits of laughter and toss it in the trash. We'll have a coca cola bathroom set- ( the same one I got last Christmas).
    We'll be eager to go to bed just because we want to cuddle.
    I'll walk around in my bra and underwear all the time, and honestly- I'll probably look less then attractive. We'll share the closet and dresser...but we both know more then 80% of the clothes will be mine.
    I'll constantly wake you up snoring considering how lightly I know you sleep. I'll sleep clutching your head to my chest. You wont complain- you never complain because
    you love me.
    I'll be organizing something in one room and I'll be listening to you softly playing the acoustic in the other.
    I'll give you kisses on your neck and we'll hang up pictures on all the walls of the two of us.
    You'll watch me get ready in the mornings and I'll feel self consious.
    We'll have the guys come over all the time. Our couch is always open for them, and I'll be okay when you come crawling into bed at 3'oclock in the morning once you finish up playing a game of battlefield.
    I'll come home to find you asleep cuddling with our dog- And you'll come home finding me sobbing in front of a book.
    I'll find your guitar picks everywhere- but I wont mind because I know thats just who you are.
    We'll stay up some nights doing absolutely nothing at all.
    But it'll be okay,
    because we'll be with eachother.
    
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17. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    You never got to
    heaven.
    But you got real close.
    
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18. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Im so bored with
    hearing about
    suicide and
    depression...
    
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19. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Suicide quotes just make suicidal teens think about suicide.
    
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20. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 12:10am UTC
    If you post a
    Taylor Swiff
    lyric/quote.
    I'll automatically
    unfollow you.
    
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