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yourcool
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December 4, 2012 9:36pm UTC

dear monday, i want to break up.
i'm seeing tuesday and dreaming about friday.
sincerely, it's not me, it's you.

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yourcool
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December 4, 2012 9:31pm UTC

worst things to hear when a child in the 1990s
mom: santa isn't real.
mom: the toothfairy is actually me.
mom: the easter bunny? yeah, it doesn't exist.
mom: your dog died.
worst things to hear when a child in 2012:
mom: there's no wifi at this restaurant.
mom: you can't text in class.
mom: go outside and play for once.

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blankwolf*
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December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 8:31pm UTC

at a nerd wedding, they don't say,
"I do." they say "I accept the terms and conditions."

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