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Impulse

1. Impulse
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   August 30, 2012 11:24pm UTC
   You wanna know what true irony is?
   Choking on a lifesaver.
   
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2. Impulse
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   August 29, 2012 6:26am UTC
   If your jetskiing in the desert
   and you lose a tire,
   how many waffles does it take
   to shingle a dog house to a taco shell?
   Purple, because ice cream is a boneless meat.
   :D
   
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3. Impulse
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   August 29, 2012 6:20am UTC
   *24 minutes of battery left*
   Me: "That's enough time to finish."
   *6 minutes later, laptop shuts down*
   Me: "DAMN YOU! YOU LIED TO ME!"
   
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4. Impulse
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   August 29, 2012 5:52am UTC
   Watching a romantic movie and getting p!ssed off about your non-existant love life
   -.-
   
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5. Impulse
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   August 29, 2012 5:26am UTC
   I'm not arguing......
   I'm simply explaining why i'm right. :|
   
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6. Impulse
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   August 29, 2012 5:19am UTC
   Being utterly drunk one night, you pick up your friends hamster, throw it across the room, and shout
   "GO PIKACHU!!"
   
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7. Impulse
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   August 29, 2012 3:53am UTC
   "Did you just fall?"
   "No, I attacked the floor."
   "Backwards?"
   "I'm freaking talented!"
   
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8. Impulse
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   August 29, 2012 3:37am UTC
   People say you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important :|
   
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9. Impulse
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   August 29, 2012 3:21am UTC
   Smile uncontrollably, and the world smiles with you. Laugh uncontrollably, and they'll think your on drugs.
   
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10. Impulse
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    August 29, 2012 1:42am UTC
    YOU THINK IM CRAZY?! Crazy is running around your neighborhood yelling "Tacos!!!"
    I only did that twice.
    
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11. Impulse
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    August 29, 2012 1:38am UTC
    I just spent 10 minutes going through my clost screaming
    "WHERE THE HELL IS NARNIA?!"
    
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12. Impulse
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    August 29, 2012 1:36am UTC
    Ever had that feeling that someone is watching you? Because if it bothers you, I'll stop.
    *.*
    
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13. Impulse
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    August 29, 2012 1:27am UTC
    If someone ever throws a Kit Kat at me and screams, "Have a break! Have a Kit Kat!", I'll throw a book in their face and scream "FACEBOOK!" :)
    
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