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ImmaBeDaydreaming

1. ImmaBeDaydreaming
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2013 9:19pm UTC
   "Your face looks weird. What species are you?" -Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
   
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2. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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   January 29, 2013 6:57pm UTC
   My birthday just passed.
   I totally forgot about it until yesterday.
   
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3. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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   January 20, 2013 8:40pm UTC
   Nice picture.
   It really captured your inner ugliness.
   
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4. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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   January 12, 2013 6:58pm UTC
   Friend 1: You like him!
   Friend 2: No!
   Friend 1: Are you sure?
   Friend 2: Yes! I'm positive!
   Friend 1: Oh, so now you're pregnant!
   Friend: 2: .....
   
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5. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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   January 11, 2013 9:06pm UTC
   Sometimes, I like to drink soda.....
   and act like I'm drunk. :)
   
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6. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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   January 7, 2013 7:11pm UTC
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7. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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   January 1, 2013 2:37pm UTC
   Who's One Direction?
   Haha! Just kidding. :P
   
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8. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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   January 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC
   Dear people who don't laugh at my jokes,
   You obviously understand nothing about humor.
   
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9. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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   December 31, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   Girl: I'm cold.
   Boy: Yeah, it's freezing out here.
   Girl: *Stares at boy*
   Boy: What?
   Girl: You're supose to give me your jacket!
   Boy: *stares at girl*
   Boy: *starts laughing*
   Girl: What?
   Boy: If I gave you my jacket, don't you think I'd be cold too? Have you ever considered bringing a jacket of your own?
   Girl: ....
   Boy: Yeah well, you ain't getting my jacket.
   
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10. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    December 27, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    Boy: Everywhere I look, I see your face!
    Me: Well...you must be hallucinating or something...
    
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11. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    December 23, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Friend gives you a cookie.
    Me: Thank you. :)
    Best friend gives you a cookie.
    Me: What did you put in it?!
    
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12. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    December 18, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Cursing out loud.
    ****
    And the teacher is like right there.
    
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13. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    December 3, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Today at school we were discussing ships during social studies.
    I screamed out 'the titanic' out of nowhere and then the teacher stared at me for a long time.
    ****
    It was awkward.
    
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14. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    December 2, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    What makes the perfect group of friends:
    The Quiet One
    The Shy One
    The Smart One
    The Tough One
    The Funny One
    The Crazy One
    The Cool One
    And The One That's The Mixture Of All Of Them
    
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15. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    November 25, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Having a casual conversation with Cleverbot....that doesn't happen too often.
    
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16. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    November 25, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    I find it creepy when a bunch of crows gather up in one area.
    
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17. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    November 24, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    I hate using public bathrooms because I never
    know who's butt touched the toilet seat.
    :/
    
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18. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    November 24, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    I'm so bad I drink stuff right out of the carton!
    Without even a glass, I mean!
    ........
    Yeah, be jealous.
    
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19. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    November 24, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    So a girl compliments a boy on his muscles and that's cute.
    But when a boy compliments a girl on her boobs it's automatically offensive?
    ****
    Just saying...
    
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20. ImmaBeDaydreaming
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    November 24, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    ANIME <3
    Let's see how many people know what I'm talking about.
    
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