nothingisperfect 4
As I was sitting out in the “backyard” AKA beach, I spotted Kim and her friends laying out in skimpy bikini’s. None of them had boobs. They were all disgusting flat boards. No boobs, no butt. Fortunately I had big boobs and a nice butt. As I continued to watch them through my sunglasses I got a text from Luciano
Guess whos b-day is in 6 days?!?
Lol MINE ! I replied
And what are you doing for your birthday ?
Uh... I’m stuck HERE. I’m not doing anything. I wanna come home! :’(
And boy was that true. I wanted to go home, throw on sweatpants, and cuddle with my big mushy boyfriend! I shut my eyes, and I had the urge to throw up. I was dizy. I raced to the bathroom once again like I did 6 hours ago. 24 Hour sickness? I washed my face and went back outside.
“You looked a little sick when you ran inside, are you okay? Or did you smarten up and become bulimic? Since you’re fat and all..” Kim laughed and mocked me but the sick part was, this girl thinks she has a hold on my life. HA!
“At least I’m healthy and I eat and I’m not afraid of putting on a few pounds rather than look sickly thin like Lindsey Lohan or Nicole Richie or even Paris Hilton. Look your yourselves...don’t you see a problem?” I shrugged her off. But I did know the past 3 weeks I’ve put on like 10 or 15 pounds.
“They’re beautiful! If ONLY I could be them!” Kim was dramatic as always, “You’re just jealous cause we’re a size 0 and you’re a 2.” Wow... what an argument. I’m not about to argue how big I was compared to her. I’m fine with my weight, all 145lbs of me now.
“Okay, yes. SO jealous of you. I’m just a heffalump and you’re sexy. Why do I even wear clothes? I should wear a big hefty bag, it would fit much better.” I agreed sarcastically. Since she had nothing to fight with me about anymore she huffed and puffed away. She’d have a stroke if she ever saw my boyfriend. My boyfriend has seen a picture of her but never in real life. He told me he’s done a lot of stupid crap the past 4 years but one thing he would never do is get with her. I had to laugh at the fact she thought that looking like Lindsey Lohan was hot.
We all ate dinner at different times that night. Who had pizza, who had Mexican, who had Chinese. I made a salad and grilled some chicken to put with it. When you practically live with your boyfriend and his friends, you pick up on little things – like how to grill. I felt weird after I ate the salad but I didn’t get sick, so I went to bed and hoped for the best.
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