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  1. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Friend: My life is so sad, my boyfriend just dumped me because he said i was too clingy and overattached. :'(
    Me: Lol my life is worse.
    Friend: Howcome?
    Me: My parents turn internet connection off at night. Nothing gets worse then that.
    *true story*

  2. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 9:50am UTC
    Everytime my parents come in the room when im on the computer,I reopen Hello Kitty Cafe on another tab and after a while there just like "Wtf You've been on level 1 for the past hour." And im Just there like, yeah, well, thats just how i roll.
    true story.

  3. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 9:39am UTC
    The Basics:
    Name:Aliina
    Height: 4"10 LEPRECHAUN AND FREAKIN' PROUD!
    Hair color: dyed red/auburn
    eye color: blue
    wieight: 30kg
    age:14
    Love Life: (me;Shiiiiit)
    Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope, forever alone :'(
    Do you like someone?:Yushhhh
    Does anyone like you?: idk probably not but 2 people sometimes act like it :P
    Hugged anyone in the past week?: Friends and Family
    Friendships
    Who is your best friend?: Aishaaaaaa!!! (fizzy_monster)
    Where did you meet them?: Well she stole my best friend in year 3 and then we made up and became a friendship group with a couple of others :3
    Did you lose any friends this year?: yea 1
    Gain any?: Yes
    Meet a special friend?: kinda
    Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? Yes
    New Years Eve
    Did you do anything at midnight? pyjama party with ma cat!!
    Who did you spend it with? my cat and my family
    any resolutions? Go out there,make more friends,maybe get a boyfriend and get a freakin life.
    Valentines Day
    Did you have a Valentine?: nope
    Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: to my friends lol
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: No
    Summer
    Did you go on vacation?: yup
    Did you hang out on the beach with friends?:we dont have a beach in bristol :P
    How long was your summer break?: probably 3 months
    Did you get a tan?: yes
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: No
    Halloween
    Did you go trick or treating?: Yesss
    If so, who did you go with?: Friends
    Was it fun?: Yes
    What were you?: corpse bride
    Christmas
    Who did you spend it with?: Family and Friends
    Did Santa come to your house?: Yes :)
    Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? yess
    Your Birthday
    Who did you spend it with?: Friends and family
    What did you do?: watched woman in black in cinema and had a sleepover :-)
    What did you get?: Money and an electric guitar
    Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
    Hugged someone: yes
    Electricuted yourself: No
    Climbed more than 60 feet: Yes
    Made a Youtube video:yes
    Lied to a loved one: Yes
    Had a pet: yes
    Ran a marathon: Yes
    Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: uhhh does my cat count?
    5 Do’s
    1. Do you play any instruments?: yushh im in a band :-)
    2. Do you play any sports? nope
    3. Do you believe in 2012? nope
    4. Do you like animals? Yes (veggie for life!)
    5. Do you honestly like Obama? idk im british
    6. Romney? uhm....does it sound thick if i dont know who he is?
    4 If’s
    1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? I dont have one mwhahahaha*cough cough*hahahahahaa >:3
    2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: if it was hurt and in pain then maybe...
    3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose? I cant answer that *O*
    4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? 7up
    3 How’s
    1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: At least 25
    2. How many siblings do you have? 2 sisters
    3. How did your last Christmas go? great
    2 When’s
    1. When is your birthday?: February 13th (1 hour away from valentines day!!)
    2. When was your last relationship? neveeeerr
    1 What
    1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? kiss them back,then ask them out <3

  4. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Me and my friend talking
    Me: Im So jelly of the witty famous people *T_T*
    Friend: Isn't that like, an American website?
    Me: Yeah.....
    Friend:
    Me:
    Obama:
    Alien:
    Cat:
    Voldemort:
    Friend: It's cos you're British.

  5. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 11:55am UTC
    Now that steve has added a random format button, I Don't think many people will be making their own.
    :-P

  6. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 11:15am UTC
    Yesterday at new year's eve dinner:
    *me and sister Drinking pure heavan (fizzy,orange)*
    My other sister (age 5): Mum can I have some of that fizzy orange stuff?
    Mum: What? Bucks fizz? (orange,fizzy,alchaholic)
    Other sister: Yesss
    Mum: No dear its alchaholic.
    Other sister: But Ellen and Aliina have it!
    Mum: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!! STOP DRINKING IT NOW!
    Me:
    Sister:
    Other sister:
    Dad:
    Mum:
    Me: Mum this is pure heavan.
    Mum: Oh,uhm....carry on.

  7. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 11:03am UTC
    I Just Followed myself,
    Cos im just that Damn Cool ;D

  8. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 11:00am UTC
    I hate it when
    I go to a restaurant
    and they ask
    "Would you like a table?"
    "No ,I want the floor,"

  9. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 10:52am UTC
    Hey you! Yeah, you! I Bet you $100 you're not gonna fave this quote >:).
    Fingers crossed mwhahahaa >:)

  10. Imagine_this Imagine_this
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 9:55am UTC
    Hey this is my first quote ever..so...uhm....Hi. I like turtles.
    ____
    (0000)(^_^)
    Uu uU
    (My epic fail turtle)

:)

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